Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine

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Obviously she should retire, but 7-2 is literally no different from 6-3 for a Trump term. Do you think the conservatives will moderate bc there is only 6 of them? The only difference with 7 is that it adds another decade to any hope of regaining a liberal court.

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Graphic T-shirt idea: Front of shirt: "It's not so bad, Homer. They go in through your nose, and they let you keep the piece of brain they cut out. Look (see back of shirt):" Back of shirt: "Ooh! Hello. Hello there. Who's that big man there? Who's that?"

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Had we listened to Anita Hill, we wouldn't be here today. Had we listened to the women sexually abused by Trump, we wouldn't be here today. Had we listened to Christine Blasey Ford, we wouldn't be here today.

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strange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually sounds like a pretty decent alternative right now

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me: time to sleep brain: why are they called armadillos when they don't have arms me: please shut the fuck up brain: should be legadillos

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scooby doo episode that ends in bukkake

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Greg Pak

Use the lawlessness they conferred upon him in one decision to limit the lawlessness they unleashed in another?

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Not that he'd do it, but given the unlimited power the Supreme Court has just bestowed upon him, couldn't Biden just order all regulatory agencies to ignore the Supreme Court's Chevron decision and continue with regulatory business as usual?

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We just may have to come to grips with the idea we have a king, like Charles I or James II or Richard II.

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Can’t wait to see what happens during the reign of Don Junior the Second

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this is not a truck of honor no well-engineered device is constructed here nothing of value is here what is here is dangerous and repulsive

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What are four comics you don't only like, you draw inspiration from

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The world is actively trying to parody itself

15-Year-Old Known as 'God's Influencer' to Be First Millennial Saint After Pope Approves Canonizationpeople.com 15-year-old Carlo Acutis, known as 'God's Influencer,' is set to become the first millennial saint after Pope Francis and the College of Cardinals approved his canonization on Monday, July 1

"early 2024"? *looks at calendar*

FROM WOJ: In statement, Celtics say they'll "sell a majority interest in early 2024 or early 2025, with the balance closing in 2028 and Wyc Grousbeck to remain as governor of team until the second closing in 2028." 💬 @wojespn BREAKING: The Boston Celtics majority ownership group — led by Wyc

Tweettwitter.com FROM WOJ: In statement, Celtics say they'll "sell a majority interest in early 2024 or early 2025, with the balance closing in 2028 and Wyc Grousbeck to remain as governor of team until the second closing in 2028." 💬 @wojespn BREAKING: The Boston Celtics majority ownership group — led by Wyc

Oh well will you look at that....

Thinking about how, as I expected, every day brings a new glimpse into how we are collectively fucked

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#dualpower

damn sure glad i'm lining up aid warehouses the US right now, who could have predicted that we won't have a legitimate or functioning government in 6 months and need to replace core government services with community-led mutual aid, what a wild coincidence anyways google "dual power"

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Shoutout to Mr Monopolys review of the 36 in. Pickup and Reach Tool

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Pride BEGAN during a time of anti-sodomy laws. The first Pride was a riot against those laws. Pride is celebrated around the world in places where it is much more dangerous to be queer than here. Pride is not dependent on being ALLOWED to be who we are, it’s a promise that we WILL be no matter what

I hope we all enjoyed our last Pride month in the US. Project 2025 will put an end to it

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lol, literally 500 people make a living off webtoons

First the Jim Lee commission price discourse and now this...everyone jack up their commission prices by at least 1k now. All old work you did where you undercharged, send that person a bill for this new price. I'm starting a mob to enforce this. I need our most ruthless goons now!

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In 1916, the Michigan Supreme Court, in demanding Ford stop cutting costs and raising wages, expressed a non-binding legal opinion that the interests of shareholders should always take precedence over anything else. It's inspired a hundred years of rot. wheresyoured.at/tss/

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Newsletter: The Shareholder Supremacy has eaten the world, turning the tech industry into the playground of do-nothing management dictators that see human beings as assets and the customer as subordinate to growth - all inspired by GE’s Jack Welch. www.wheresyoured.at/tss/

The Shareholder Supremacywww.wheresyoured.at I promise you, everything that's happening makes sense. It all feels so chaotic, so utterly, offensively stupid, so disconnected from reality that it's hard to understand how Meta can run a terrible company with decaying services that's also wildly profitable, or how Meta, Microsoft and Google can proliferate unprofitable, unsustainable

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The 14th Amendment says if you were involved in an insurrection you can't be president. SCOTUS said they won't allow anyone to enforce that because of reasons they made up. The Constitution doesn't say the president is immune from criminal law. SCOTUS decided he is because of reasons they made up.

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so we've got this one person here who's been consistently fucked up in their behavior and for weeks was here maybe 1 day per, then came back and started doing fucked up shit like pouring chocolate milk over someone else's food. today she got mad at someone else and spat in their crock pot meal that

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When your buddy has a gross bike.

It’s such a drag getting into arguments about a friend’s ugly bicycle and I’m sad to discover it happens all over the world