Michael Tae Sweeney: it's cool how there were 3 different dudes who managed convicted felon Trump's 2016 campaign and all three of them have been convicted of serious crimes and two got sentenced to lengthy jail terms.

it's cool how there were 3 different dudes who managed convicted felon Trump's 2016 campaign and all three of them have been convicted of serious crimes and two got sentenced to lengthy jail terms.

A federal appeals court has rejected Steve Bannon’s bid to delay the July 1 start of his criminal contempt-of-Congress prison sentence.

Appeals court won’t delay July 1 start of Steve Bannon’s prison sentence | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com A federal appeals court Thursday night rejected Steve Bannon’s bid to delay the July 1 start of his criminal contempt-of-Congress prison sentence.

Perhaps the media will realize at some point that this is a movement largely dedicated to helping wealthy criminals but I'm not holding my breath since now a bunch of those criminals own media outlets.

Americans love crime, being robbed by racist assholes, and the refreshing taste of Sluggo Cola.

Also would be nice if more of the news coverage acknowledged how lots of people working for Donald Trump have committed crimes *for* Donald Trump rather than treating them like a bunch of unrelated stories

Exactly, The owners of the media have lunch with these crooks.

wait, manafort, bannon and who else?

lewandowski

ironic that he's the only one who hasn't seen a jail cell since his crimes were the most overt (violent assaults) of the three!

he assaulted women though, right? so he's more likely to be sentenced to a lifetime on the Supreme Court than prison?

He's easy to remember because he's the one who had an affair with the dog murder lady

wait, dog murder lady?

is there like a trump world wikia out there? its tough to keep track of the lore of how all the side characters interact

Still pretty sure I dreamed the guy who was acting AG for a split second who made special toilets for guys with big hogs

yeah you have to pull open the label on a hydroxichloriquine bottle and it's all there in the smallest font you can imagine

a bonus to a biden win would be not having to remember any of these weirdos, especially "Acting Attorney General Dong Toilet Guy"

Will never get over the fact that The Mooch only lasted 10 days.

There was a time when I, a German, knew roughly half of the Trump goons solely by the crimes they had committed, down to very obscure postings that normally don’t make it into the news here. I hope I will never know that many officials appointed to a US admin ever again. 😵‍💫

This whole thing is weird Hapsburg-era soap opera bullshit and I'm pretty sure getting rid of it was 85% of the rationale for an independent America.

I was remembering the other day that in December 2020 there was a White House meeting that Mr. Pillow Guy and the Overstock guy attended. Why? Why were they there? And apparently they just walked in which is rather terrifying

With respect to Four Years Ago.l, a feed that was a daily “Did You Know?” about Trump world would be great

Here's one I had to look up the other day: Khizr Khan.

Yes, that would be very useful. Also with a spreadsheet of $$$ moving around to download

It was a short way into his first term when it became obvious that nobody could write a book that would really cover his presidency. There was just too much going on. The Big Book of Shitty Trump Stories would be followed by any number of sequels.

Governor Kristi Noem, “God-Fearing” Family Woman, and Corey Lewandowski, Trump Creep, Reportedly Had “Yearslong” Affairwww.vanityfair.com It’s always the ones who insist that marriage is “a special, God-given union between one man and one woman” that forget how to count.

somehow i forgot about kristi noem. also, absolutely cursed pairing

They gave birth to a litter of reptiles.

Didn’t he get tougher with Hope Hicks too?

Noem's husband even moved out of the governor's mansion for that time.

It's hard to decide which one's slumming worse.

is there more than one?

As far as we know Sarah Huckabee Sanders isn’t a dog murderer, she’s merely the sibling of one.

The Dog Days of David Huckabeereason.com About the strangest family scandal to emerge so far in Campaign 2008 involves Mike Huckabee's son David, a Boy Scout...

I had to think about that one for a bit too. It wasn’t even that long ago!

The governor banned from a fifth of the state she is supposed to govern after slandering all the tribes of being in cahoots with Mexican cartels is the dog murder lady. Unless there's another one

According to her autobiography. She could have been lying, just to make herself look trumpier.

Between Noem and Hope Hicks, I wonder why Republican women don’t have higher standards. Or any standards.

Funny story, I tutored Hope’s sister in math. That’s the story. Maybe not that funny.

did she also have a wacky alliterative name? was she good at math?

it is strange to me that the media loves hope hicks because judging strictly from the company she keeps she seems like one of the worst people in the country

I think it's quite simple. She's very pretty. That overwhelms all other aspects of their lizard brains.

Hope Hicks is a Transmetropolitan-ass name that producers can’t resist. Hyper nominative determinism.

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