Or, and hear me out here: a man who has his pick of girlfriends likes an attractive, successful, personable woman, and a woman who has her pick of boyfriends likes an attractive, successful, personable man.
To pretend the league isn't absolutely elated about this whole thing, and intending to milk it for every penny, is naive. Whether the relationship is organic doesn't matter (though the Cia stuff is obviously insane), the point is the nfl will continue to show her off, probably against her will, for💰
But that famous rich woman is more famous and richer than the famous rich man, and that's just scary to these people.
Trump wouldn't put up with that, why should they?
That is precisely the genre. The problem now is, you don’t have to visit a supermarket checkout line to see it, you functionally subscribe to it by clicking on it, and there are so many hyperlinked imitators that little else can penetrate your info supply w/o affirmative rejection or disengagement.
I would like to thank Benny Johnson for his in-kind contribution to the Biden campaign by tying the 2nd most powerful pop-star in the world and a superbowl winning athlete, directly to the president
imagine being shown this 25 yrs ago. it's beyond parody-level ridiculousness.
yet, this is what that audience wants. there will be - are - huge numbers of cult members who read this + say (non-ironically) 'i knew it'
And to iron in the irony, the Pfizer reference is actually referring to a right wing company that supports politics of the republican kind. So if "they" follow this, then they are not good researchers; to say the least.
BENNY: Is Taylor Swift a psy-op to swing the election for Biden?
PENTAGON SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR: How the fuck would I know? Call the CIA, that sounds more like their department
BENNY: That's not a no! [hangs up triumphantly]
