d.ly: quebecoise during sex will be like “poutine in”

quebecoise during sex will be like “poutine in”

@kimmalien.bsky.social to confirm 🇨🇦

Please don't be vulgar (French Canadian) on my timeline!!

j'suis desolée!!!!

dick cheese and gravy

so curdled

side note, I regretfully have never had poutine cuz I can’t eat most of what goes into it

what can’t you eat in it? i will find a solution

potatoes and cheese. gravy has to be gluten free. There are no premade reasonable vegan cheese curds that I can find, they all have garlic or almonds or some shit in it that I can’t have. But also sweet potatoes will never be a substitute for regular potatoes regardless. I’ll just be grumpy forever

*begins cooking test recipes*

I'm crying (for you)

our bodies, our selves , our coffins

maybe someday someone will make a reasonable facsimile

blocked and reported

dly likes em up I knock em down

attorneys at law

so hired

Goddammit FK

Canadian condoms 🇨🇦🍁

STOP

My eldest kid got it from the sex clinic. It's a very real thing!

well good!! i’m glad the stupid puns are making into safe sex 😂

Montreal of it

i hear in quebec you can only french kiss

it’s true, they simply cannot let go of their French roots

j'ai cette sauce

oh my god

this is the only reaction i want for any of my posts

You’re doing great work then 😂

😂 love it

D d d

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This is a little too accurate,

*tabarnak noise*

And at the end of it, she'll say : let's cuddle, il fait frite!

I laugh (and love poutine) but where I grew up, French (aka Quebecois) jokes were like Polish jokes. Eg what's a French virgin? A 4yo who can run faster than her father. The KKK was super anti Quebec too. #maine

Ah, les stéréotypes! Toujours une bonne blague pour rigoler. Peut-être un peu cliché, mais bon, l'humour fait partie de la vie. Vive la poutine et vive le sexe ! 😉

HON HON HON CUM DE MAGNIFIQUE

I'm poutine in but ima still want gravy

Mixed metaphor: "Screw the cheese fries!!"

Canada Ngai just get a bit of 😴 for a change? Thx.

Tabarnak!

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