Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️: Jesus Christ then just tell us what his demands are already!!

Jesus Christ then just tell us what his demands are already!!

His nose back.

Hahahaha

NEVER

And so, the carnage will continue...

Best reply of the thread.

Thank you. The witch's curse that binds me to this site allows me one (1) banger per year. Pity it's only March but c'est la vie.

We don't negotiate with terrible 2s terrorists.

We don’t negotiate with baby terrorists

1. abolish nap time 2. blippi is now president 3. guns4tots program fully funded

I accept.

Shouldn't still be toddling after two years. I don't care how many people you've shot kid, if you still aren't walking you get no respect from me

In my mind, kids continue to be toddlers until they can run across a clean flat floor without randomly eating shit for no reason.

as someone nearly 39 now... well, shit.

I'm impressed with his commitment. Young people don't stand up for things anymore.

he hasn't acquired language yet, no way to communicate except violence

Only one who can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. So I say you should start arming your toddlers.

Having had three of them, I am sure it will be something he can't articulate properly, like a cookie with definitely no chocolate chips but yes raisins.

And bursts into tears when he gets the raisin cookie then shoots the cookie

I get it. It's hard being a little kid.

unfortunately he's permanently under the age of legal responsibility so there's nothing we can do :/

No jury in the world would convict a baby! ... Maybe Texas.

Snipers were ready to take him down but he was just so damned cute :(

FFS someone take the firearm away from him!

It's that damn Christian Baby isn't it?

Hahahaha

Yup: bsky.app/profile/mala...

It's the same baby.

I'm pretty sure this is the result of the internecine fight between the Toddler Liberation Front and the Front for Toddler Liberation.

splitters

It's dick rage. "Stop circumcising infant boys or another adult gets it next week."

Does he have a GoFundMe or something so I can buy him more ammo?

It’s a rare day I’d say something like this, but I’m siding with the toddler.

He’s got you at gunpoint right now doesn’t he

Please, send help!

It’s the Christian Baby and every time an atheist doesn’t profess to Christianity the Baby takes another.

One of those hats with a propeller on it

Maybe we should consider some restrictions on gun sales? At least to toddlers? 🤔

I mean if we’re talking seriously for a minute the problem could be addressed by controlling their storage at home. The way domestic gun storage is regulated in the UK is genuinely quite a decent model (when it’s correctly enforced), prevents a lot of avoidable accidents

i mean the problem with toddlers is that they often can't articulate what they want

He wanted ketchup on his chicken nuggets, so we gave it to him, and he's somehow mad about that anyway.

Bad news: the baby votes Republican and has libertarian leanings.

we should start a military campaign against all toddlers, bomb them at home, bomb them in schools, bomb them in hospitals, shoot them when they try to get food.

Crazy mother fucker holy shit I hope the FBI is on top of this

i knew he looked like trouble

I think they want baby formula price increases to be stopped.

Permanent ice cream for dinner, and can stay up at least 3 hours past bedtime; priority toy privileges at home and school and a new RC racecar. OR ELSE 🔫

A helicopter (toy)

Natural Born Killers - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

We need to stop him before he's old enough to go to school

Their political arm has been telling us for years. www.theonion.com/toddler-lead...

Toddler Leaders Call For Increased Duck Visibilitywww.theonion.com WASHINGTON—High-ranking members of the toddler community made an impassioned appeal Tuesday for greater duck visibility, calling for more unobstructed views of the beloved waterfowl.

Why doesnt anyone stop him? 😢

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