Amityville Amber

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I am standing in an open field west of a white house. Horror gal, gamer, leftist, cis+bi, she/her, disabled and always dealing with brain injury fallout. I love cooking + learning about food. Protect trans kids. Protect trans adults. Protect trans care.

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Get out of here with your little borg ship tornado sensors and your sleek black trucks, evil storm chaser Cary Elwes. You're not even trying to avenge your dead father by punching a tornado in the dick like Helen Hunt. You're just in it for the money, or something.

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TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.

Why turkey bacon? Why not piggy bacon? To hurt your heart more?

Throwing on our Beytero playlist, an hourish left to go on the drive wooooooo!

Michigan edibles are so cheap holy CRAP. We're getting so ripped off in Ohio.

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My best friend's 18 year old nephew passed away earlier this week. His family needs help to cover funeral and related costs. Please consider donating if you have the means. gofund.me/0297e6af

In Memory of Christion Olson: Support His Family, organized by Sara Howardgofund.me # Support for Christion Olson's Family With heavy hearts, we share th… Sara Howard needs your support for In Memory of Christion Olson: Support His Family

Hell yes, get it everywhere.

California's SAFETY Act, HB1955, preventing schools from outing students to parents has been signed into law, effective 1/1/25 www.latimes.com/california/s...

Newsom signs bill banning schools from notifying parents about student gender identitywww.latimes.com The new law shields teachers from retaliation for supporting transgender students and prohibits school policies that require “forced disclosure” of youth gender decisions to their families.

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I desperately need a dehumidifier, it's been constantly over 75% humidity in my apartment for the past week & while I haven't seen any yet, I'm deeply worried about mold I've picked one out but I need funds for it, so I've set a goal on Ko-fi for $100 ko-fi.com/diannagunn

Support Dianna Gunn on Ko-fi! ❤️. ko-fi.com/diannagunnko-fi.com Support Dianna Gunn On Ko-fi. Ko-fi lets you support the people and causes you love with small donations

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Here's a horror nerd one. Blair Witch is the most profitable indie film of all time netting 250 million worldwide and the actors were 1) financially screwed 2) STILL are fighting to have their images and real names not used by production companies looking to cash in on Blair Witch 25 years later.

okay it's time for a prompt post: respond to this post with a correction to a common misconception about something you know a lot about. if you feel like it, boost your response. (please use a kindly tone about it, otherwise i, your prompt curator, will get anxious.)

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Reminder to all: Shudder has dropped their 2024 Etheria collection (all non-dude identified directors). They ONLY leave this up for 2 weeks so go watch it now!

Experienced the entire range of human emotions spotting a truck with a Free Palestine bumper sticker... and a VLDEMORT vanity plate.

Driving through Ohio and there's so much roadkill. It's Flat Fuck Tuesday!

I bought this snood when I was 16. I've loved it longer than any lover thus far.

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Holy fuck. This would be LIFECHANGING for so many people. Holy fuck.

Something you may have missed yesterday - The Biden Administration is going to unveil a nationwide rent control proposal. It's going to be challenging to implement, and will require control of both chambers, but they're working on it. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Biden to unveil plan to cap rents as GOP convention beginswww.washingtonpost.com The policy plan comes as the president tries to assure Democrats about the viability of his candidacy.

Apparently where we're staying very close to Greektown and all I'm saying is... Your girl is going to eat good tonight.

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Beta blockers, SSRIs, most antidepressants make you more prone to sun sensitivity and dehydration. They can also make you more prone to burns as I understand it. Drink yer water, ya strumpets.

It's gonna be fun and expennnnnsiiiive!

Driving to Detroit this afternoon so @elementalamber.bsky.social can make it to her special passport appt in the morning. We're taking the dogs! Road trip, babyyyyy!

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Do you all remember Curvy Wife Guy? He was like "it may astound you to learn that I am attracted to my wife" and it's like dude I hope so! You married her!!

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it's so bleakly funny that we as a culture came up with the concept of "wife guys" which is just guys that love their wives. thats what you're supposed to do!!

My apartment complex got new dumpsters last month and they seem fine when it rains.

Raccoons know a dumpster when they see one

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You know what I just realized is when her baby is under this....hex, this symptom of 'something in the family is not right' BEING A FANTASTIC MOTHER, they support their baby and do what makes their child happy, despite it going against the very grain of their being. What an amazing family.

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summertime babey fun in the sun

Tonight's pre-sleep movie is #TheInvitation. Only my second watch - I'm HYPED.

Sudden unavoidable knowledge that Jacob as Louis de pont duLac should definitely make a video singing along to Cher Lloyd's Want U Back.

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Kind teacher, Billy's dad Am I gone fuck Elena's uncle instead of studying for college finals. The answer is yes I came out to you first because I knew you would understand family friend.

Daniel Craig playing an entire geology department himself:

What a nice day this would be for ConcernedApe to drop that Stardew 1.6 update for consoles! It would... console me.

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JD Vance is particularly odious to me because we’re roughly the same age and from the same part of Ohio and I grew up with a hundred pasty, squishy faced white dudes like him & they’re all convinced they’re marginalized because you can’t smoke at Waffle House or say the n-word anymore

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Daniel Craig playing an entire geology department himself:

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Look as shitty as the running mate is, take some solace that Marco Rubio did everything but become his official puppy boy in public the last six months thinking he was gonna be vice president just to get cucked again.

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As an Appalachian, if JD Vance has no enemies I am dead (he'd like me to be & will legislate for me to be). DO NOT READ HIS TRASH ASS BOOTSTRAPS MISOGYNY PROPAGANDA. If Books Could Kill did a pretty good episode on it & more importantly their sources listed are a good start!

Hillbilly Elegyopen.spotify.com Listen to this episode from If Books Could Kill on Spotify. In 2016, J.D. Vance informally launched his political career with "Hillbilly Elegy," a memoir that blames the relative poverty of Appalachia...