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TRUMP ADVISOR: sir, we're falling in the polls ever since you picked JD Vance TRUMP: okay, but we were up comfortably. we've got a cushion VANCE: [moves book over lap]

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the DNC should demand a casual couch format for the VP debate lol

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You marry the couch. You fuck the love seat.

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Us: Sarah Palin was the worst VP pick ever. JD Vance: I fucked my couch. Us: We stand (‘cause we’re definitely not sitting anywhere in your house) corrected.

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The yacht-smashing whales have a side-hustle

Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine

Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocainewww.bbc.com Sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro have tested for high levels of cocaine.

BRING IT BACK YOU COWARDS (alt text added)

Father stop playing critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV that has an expanded free trial that you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime and FUCKING FEED ME

I'm seeing a lot of coconuts being associated with Kamala Harris and I think I missed something along the way

Holy shit they did it

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Save points

Okay, realistically, whats 1 video game object you wish were real?

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You actually wonder how The Onion competes with stuff like this

After a mother sent her son to a new school, his views shifted — bringing the nation’s political division home. “Mom, this is the heart of liberal America,” the son said, urging her to tread cautiously as she navigated his deep-blue college town. “You gotta be careful.”

School turned him liberal. His mom loves Fox News. Will their bond survive?wapo.st After a conservative mother sent her son to a new school, he brought home liberal views that caused tension. Questions arose over whether he was indoctrinated at home or at school, and how their relat...

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Crying

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Alt-text, when done both accurately and with style, is a work of art.

You got it, sister

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Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers. A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening. Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.

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lmfao

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TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.

My best friend's 18 year old nephew passed away earlier this week. His family needs help to cover funeral and related costs. Please consider donating if you have the means. gofund.me/0297e6af

In Memory of Christion Olson: Support His Family, organized by Sara Howardgofund.me # Support for Christion Olson's Family With heavy hearts, we share th… Sara Howard needs your support for In Memory of Christion Olson: Support His Family

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living in this country is like being awake on the table

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if you’re not into tabletop role-playing games you may not know that when you play in person you often have a miniature that represents your character Hero Forge is a site that lets you make custom minis, and they just added chest binders as an option, and that’s SO GREAT 🏳️‍⚧️🩷

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New York Times Editorial Board: "Mr. Trump’s political agenda cannot and must not be opposed by violence. It cannot and must not be pursued through violence." Ok but to be clear Trump's political agenda *is* violence. We get that right? I dont want us to miss that www.nytimes.com/2024/07/13/o...

Opinion | The Attack on Donald Trump Is Antithetical to Americawww.nytimes.com Political violence is antithetical to our democracy.

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The world is a little less kinky today. RIP Dr. Ruth, enjoy that big orgasm in the sky.

Legendary sex therapist Dr Ruth dead at age 96www.theguardian.com Ruth Westheimer encouraged frank dialogue when it came to sex, a subject, she said, ‘we must talk about’

love it when i feel so shitty about myself that I start quietly crying alone in the clean room at work

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I wrote about this comment from the CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery, which owns CNN in addition to 100 other channels on your TV. www.jphilll.com/p/late-capit...