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man made horrors beyond your 🅱️omprehension

35y/o detroit crab

pfp is a photo of the late jim harrison
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 2 days
generative ai prompt: knuckle tattoos that say “banjo kazooie”
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 2 days
back on social media bc i feel a menty b comin’ on
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 2 days
got a real job and a mortgage and nothing feels any better
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 2 days
feeling pretty bad lol
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 9 days
i have lost* the lathe of heaven** *opened **bag of mini reese's cups
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turbo jerr[migos] @turbojerry.bsky.social · 16 days
drowning in a bog would probably fix me
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 15 days
can’t believe i have to go into the office, on wagon wednesday of all days
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 16 days
i don’t want to do my tech job today i just want to nap and eat snacks
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 16 days
@nebulena.net in tselinoyarsk, straight up slurping it, and by it, haha well. let’s just say
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 17 days
got in my car to go to the grocery store please clap
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 19 days
i have a very bad tummy ache and i’m trying to be brave but i need little kisses on the forehead i think
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Fruit Freak @fruitfreak.bsky.social · 19 days
Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 20 days
lowkey interested in chastity cages lately
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 20 days
Do Not Fear Maximalism Do Not Fear Excess It Is Not Cringe To Indulge Fully
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rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1 mo
my latest for @flaminghydra.com is about how personal essays are good, actually flaminghydra.com/issue-107/#t...
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 1 mo
ten films to know me better sunshine almost famous funny people blood in blood out l’avventura frances ha no country for old men the darjeeling limited in bruges birdman (or the unexpected virtue of ignorance)
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the cum man @thecumman.gay · 1 mo
*clocking in at work* alright time to go take a shit for thirty minutes
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 6 mo
you defeat fascism with violence
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perfect princess @girlcumbubbles.bsky.social · 1 mo
Lazy stoner who is developing early onset dementia from smoking too much weed: yo these delta 8 gummies hitttttt, youve gotta try some dawg Me, an enlightened methchad working on my 100th great novel: thats nice babe. I hope you enjoy your little sweets :)
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 1 mo
in physical pain from how stupid it is to be in office today
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RoyalHoeliness @royalhoeliness.bsky.social · 1 mo
C-Suite jobs shouldn’t exist.
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OpenAI CTO Mira Murati: “Some creative jobs maybe will go away, but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place if the content that comes out of it is not very high quality.”
Roundup: OpenAI says some artistic jobs shouldn’t existdisconnect.blog Read to the end for a good overview of failing social media platforms
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 1 mo
completely and utterly devastated to learn that i have to go to work again
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 1 mo
Every gym needs to have one machine deliberately designed to be totally inscrutable, some kind of ancient dwarven artifact for long lost but incredibly swole dwarves. In between sets people can sit and watch as others examine the Device
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Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social · 1 mo
It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 1 mo
OH OH OH O RILEYYYYYY ᵇᵒᵗᵗˡᵉᵈ ᶠᵃʳᵗˢ
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 1 mo
hell yeah north side
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giant crab @giantcrab.bsky.social · 1 mo
beautiful day for a ballgame
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 1 mo
Can I monetize knowing a lot about Winona Ryder’s shoplifting trial?