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Chris The Hairy

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New here. Reminds me a lot of old tw*tt*r.
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“I before E except for when your weird foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters”
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unfortunately had to slap my youngest child, hyperion dipshit, in the target parking lot today after he failed to show proper respect to a cybertruck. before you call that abuse, just ask my other children, aryan chlamydia and maximus trifecta what they think
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THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
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Awww, Ariel’s all grown up!
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You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?
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I'm not generally one to police the usage of "The Streisand Effect," but as it's creator, I feel compelled to note that... this is an improper use of the term. The Streisand Effect has to be a proactive effort to suppress info, not simply a failure to address things.
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the two types of doctor on bluesky
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The best thing about being unemployed is that I had a dream about a nonexistent right wing comedy event and I had the time to make the flyer exactly according to the specifications of the dream
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FUCK why didn't I think of that
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everyone is mad because they think that elon is lying about implanting a brain chip in a guy but he's actually only lying about the guy doing well
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WIRED magazine, April 2003: “know your transhumanists.” A side-by-side comparison of extropians and singularitrians. A nice reminder that these people have been obvious dweebs for decades. Even old-wired could see that.
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remember trump keeps winning republican primaries *because* hes a rapist, not despite it
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