Helen Kennedy: I'm going to post some front pages now

I'm going to post some front pages now

Meanwhile, our local Gannet paper simply reprints every lie told by a Republican in TN without comment. www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...

Trump conviction: How Tennessee lawmakers are reacting to the historic verdictwww.tennessean.com A jury in New York found the former president guilty of 34 counts in a hush money case.

Gotta love it

Wapo got that headline right, unlike WSJ and others, bc they did NOT call it a hush money trial. They called it a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 election, which it was. Also those 34 little red boxes that say guilty - 👩‍🍳 💋

Here’s a classic front page from the UK 🤣

What does "tangoed" mean?

It was an ad campaign in the 90s for a soft drink called Tango. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSWU...

"You've Been Tango'd" Advert Retrospectivewww.youtube.com A nostalgic look-back at the You've Been Tango'd adverts (1992 and beyond) featuring the Big Orange Fella who ran in from the left to give an unsuspecting Ta...

Do people really use that expression? I've never heard that

Just googled & found this, among other explanations: You know when you've been Tango'd' was ubiquitous in Britain during the 90s and 00s as audiences embraced the phrase that stemmed from a campaign by HHCL, featuring an orange man happily slapping unsuspecting drinkers of Tango.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSWU...

"You've Been Tango'd" Advert Retrospectivewww.youtube.com A nostalgic look-back at the You've Been Tango'd adverts (1992 and beyond) featuring the Big Orange Fella who ran in from the left to give an unsuspecting Ta...

Immortalized in verse for the spray tan people. youtu.be/LEJfR8VHe7E?...

Lady Sovereign - Tangoyoutu.be

Now there’s a reference I’ve not heard in a few years!

If you know, you know 😁

WSJ, true to form, won't call him Guilty. "Convicted" fits the MAGA conspiracy frame better.

"Coupable" has a nice unintended pun to it.

I was just thinking that! Thought it was a pun until I realized it was Le Monde

He is indeed "coup able," as he demonstrated on January 6.

¡Culpable!

Surely, this, from the UK Daily Star, 'Orange Manbaby is Guilty on all counts' beats the lot?!

The French word for guilty will make a great English pun if we ever get to a January 6th trial.

Coupable 👌

[takes a long drag of a cigarette] Coupable mes amis

But what does the National Enquirer say?

Excellent question

NYPost be all

They'll be one of the few outlets saved in the purge of disloyal journalism.

I think Don the Con is a good line for Biden to use. Simple and to the point. (Bonus for "con" capturing both conviction and being a con artist.)

I want to see the New York post.

No you don’t.

It’s not even a good petulant whine.

I mean I personally woulda gone with Tefl-off but that's just my weird sense of humor.

Just a reminder that this is the right wing propaganda that OpenAI is training ChatGPT on now

New York Times app. A screenshot for posterity.

Montreal wins (what a perfect translation!)

Thank you for this!

I bet they don't try to sell any t-shirts with his sad Charlie Brown face on it.

My only standard for ranking these is by how much pain he appears to be in. The Chicago papers take first and second place.

Oh Happy Day!

🎵What’s in the Daily News? I’ll tell you what’s in the Daily News! 🎶 Man with 34 convictions…

Ahh, leave it to Francophones to (inadvertently) make quite the joke