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Chris Sanders

@highlycaffeinated.bsky.social

Information addict. IT Support Manager. Leftist. Attender of many meetings.

Lover of dogs, travel, history, art, music, food, drink, coffee. Hater of assholes, bullies, printers.

WoW, Hearthstone, Warhammer 40k, assorted other nerdy things.
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“Hello, ATF? People are making pop pop boom booms and I need you to come raid their homes.”
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Your mail is here, humans
Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.
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If you see this… post a photo you made at sunset
If you see this…post a photo you made at sunset
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Reminds me of this one I had in London a number of years ago… craft cocktail in an edible gel, like fancy Jell-O shots but more liquidy on the inside. Each one had different floral/herbal garnishes on top that made them taste slightly different.
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This would be one helluva a show if Win Butler wasn’t a creep and sex pest
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Agatha Christie is sending me spam from beyond the grave
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Thou shalt not wrangle snakes on Sunday
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Work chat is real productive this morning
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My employees sometimes text me bad jokes/dad jokes which I think is a sign I’m an excellent manager
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Welcome to the Eva-conomy. Treats are now our currency, but favorable credit terms are available if you put up belly rubs as collateral.
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IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
::Palpatine voice:: yeeesss, keep hitting Reply All, yes. Let the hate flow THROUGH YOU
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They (and their forebears and fellow travelers) very loudly blamed Germany’s defeat in WW1 on a “stab in the back” by Jews on the home front, for example.
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So so bad. Like “an AI wrote this” bad. And then they tried to hit me with THIS SHIT at the end:
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Time to tap my sign again
If you want a chilling phrase I am now hearing a lot of from some sources let's do this: "AI-Enhanced Elementary School Lesson Plan"
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One of my favorite National Parks.
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Where my mind immediately went on outfit 3