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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator

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A gripping critique of the corporate ladder, ambition and family life. Very deep
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Bro S T O P The left photo is from 2016, by 2026 he's gonna look like Nicholson's Joker
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There are at most 4 good isekai, and two of them are Digimon and Inuyasha.
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I was arguing about some political nonsense once and it got really in the weeds, so I said 'youre mom suck me good thru my jorts' and muted it.
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Are Fox and Falco's last names just a whoops or were they changed at some point?
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teamsters twitter account briefly spoke the truth then deleted it
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Everything eventually links back to Emo Phillips bit about the bridge jumper, I swear lol
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Oh nooooo Uncle Joe got the 'Vid
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It's the most insanely specific racism too? I met a British guy once who absolutely LOATHED Basque people.
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My god, I love to acquire internal documents and communications that reveal the existence of a conspiracy to deceive the public
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Man, Barstool Portnoy almost got got by Poseidon. We were so close! Twice!
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Telling the local knight-errant his greathelm is worth 1/170th of my 2008 Yukon just to watch his reaction
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I saw a person grocery shopping while wearing this semi-sheer dress last summer. It left an impression and I went home and drew this immediately.
Sexually Suggestive
Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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My dude saw Nami One Piece at Aldi???
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me: so anyway basically it's like if you crossed Will Stancil with Jimmy Dore except for scientifically illiterate Covid doomers my wife: will you sign the divorce papers already
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Yeah carpet extractors are great, it's the soaps that mess stuff up really. Vinegar is fine, some kinds of citrus cleaners work well too. Back when I did that for a job we'd pretreat stains with that stuff before hitting it with the extractor. They'll suck up fresh cat pee, vinegar won't hurt it 🤙
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The bottled cleaner and rental machines you get at the supermarket will just make carpet worse over time. They often contain bleaching chemicals, and they leave a waxy residue on the carpet fibers that soil sticks to. The best solution is often just white vinegar or diluted peroxide.
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Nah the third one is from uh. 94? 95? It did so poorly that they even take a shot at it in the new one, Axel F.
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the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.
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the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.
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Manly Wade Wellman wrote a series of stories and novels about a character named John, set in the Appalachians, which became a movie titled THE LEGEND OF HILLBILLY JOHN (1972) MWW was interviewed by Darrell Schweitzer, on the term "hillbilly" as a slur. SPEAKING OF HORROR p100
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After like eight or nine of these the other vampires aren't even laughing any more, they're just staring at David looking really confused.
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In the director's cut of The Lost Boys they go through dozens more different types of Chinese food, with each one turning into a different gross thing.
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some rnc shithead called trump 'the braveheart of our time' The American Experiment has failed, time to autoclave the petri dishes.
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Can't wait for the Vance/Harris debate when Vance calls her a string of slurs on TV and she doesn't notice because she's on a new kind of benzo invented just for her and Uncle Joe.