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the inside out characters in my head
the inside out characters in my head
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exactly what i was told at graduation
Congratulations, you are now a goblin
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i want to see a muppets movie style feature about this reunion tour
4H fair has a showbiz set
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INPRNT in 2024: two weeks to ship from DHL to USPS (no tracking) USPS to my home? Anyone’s guess.
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log off and do something
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One of my favorite memes is the “woman yelling at cat” one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink
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i thought “ornery” was pronounced (and spelled closer to) “awnry” until i was a senior in high school. all this to say: this got my ass.
Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Not great!
This Elden Ring streamer and lore YouTuber that my wife and I liked stopped making Elden Ring videos last year and started making videos about Revelations and lizard people. I wonder how he's doing
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LARRY DAVID [leaning, smiling]: You, uh...you kinda cheated. BILBO BAGGINS: What? LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle. BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you? LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.
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trading this cough for diabetes one spoonful of honey at a time
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the real hot dad walk was carrying 40lbs of personal belongings from the hospital to the parking garage in 85 degree weather
when we left the hospital with the baby this week, the nurse specifically told us we weren’t allowed to film a “hot dad walk” TikTok and when we laughed she was like “some people get very upset about it”
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yeah, california benefits are killer, but you must earn them by first sitting on hold for a rep for 23 human years.
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the continuing shift to rounder and rounder UI for every element in a system is giving me hives but the inconsistent application of it is worse, i don’t want to update to iOS 18
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A great time to start playing a lovely, weird game. Here’s one of my favorite mutants; he had like 6 arms before he met his untimely end in Qud’s tangled jungles. Live and drink.
I've molted and I can't get up!!!!!! Tomorrow is the highly anticipated Spring Molting update for Caves of Qud.
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formaldehyde is having a moment
I don't agree with Senator J.D. Vance on very much, but it is nevertheless my honor to welcome him to The Black Parade.
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i moved from missouri when i was 13 and thought central ohio was a huge improvement (it was, in 1999). in the 18ish years i lived there, i realized most of the rural counties were just missouri with less interesting geography and slightly less open racism. makes me sad these grifters thrive in both.
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