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I don't agree with Senator J.D. Vance on very much, but it is nevertheless my honor to welcome him to The Black Parade.
“I don’t want to kill Superman, but I really need to murder Superman”…..
i definitely had him confused in my head with dan crenshaw for a minute and thought momentarily the eyepatch was kayfabe and he finally dropped the act
or a miracle had taken place, i guess
same tho 😂 it's hard for me to keep up with who's who in this new breed of GOP goon. even when they look different they look the same.
HE'S NOOOOOOOOOT OOOOOOOOOOKAY!
When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
Peed my pants right away
the triumvirate of Vance, Cotton, and Hawley aren't beating the "moving all the character generator facial sliders to one extreme end or the other" allegations
if anton lavey took a wrong turn somewhere
My God I thought we left visible contouring behind in 2013
MAGA has entered its emo phase
Well Actually eyeliner has been used for thousands of years to reduce glare, such as from harsh tv lights. It’s Tactical
"can you make me look like I'm the villain in a summer stock production of Superman 3?"
Why does he look AI generated
Saw him open for Dashboard Confessional in 03
he's just a boy who had to sing this song
Eye shadow and Ozempic for Peter Thiel’s puppet.
He drinkin dat Thiel blood
i bet this music video is cool as hell
Holy shit, who melted his face and called it plastic surgery? Dude is going too far
if you saw this guy walk in to your bbq as a plus one you’d be like “oh Jesus gotta keep eyes on this fuckin dweeb” and it would be reflexive. Like a survival instinct
What is Rob Schmitt Tonight?
A Newsmax dickwad, just like every night.
Maga, we're all full of lies
Maga, we're meant for the flies
love when a doughy lawyer in makeup lectures me about traditional masculinity
An absolutely worst human being
Currently playing : You know what they'll do to guys like us in Prison - 3 cheers for sweet revenge - my chemical romance
They were making this exact argument on Fox News this afternoon. It would have been hilarious if not for, you know, all of it.
JD Vance, Like Gym Jordan, only dumber
He looks so ridiculous weighing less. That also seems like a lot of makeup
