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just witnessed a dude in a huge Deadpool Wolverine white tshirt with a giant mustard stain near the collar yell at a post office lady for not knowing when the fed ex truck comes who was then called him a "mustard ass bitch" gonna call it a day here

having an unplanned & uncharacteristically good day today so far. wondering on how far I should keep rolling the dice or not chance things, take an early edible & lock in an easy W

textbook mustard ass bitch behavior if I've ever seen it

I like pineapple. What do you like?

idiot sycophant

Arizona delegate Joe Neglia hopes to inspire a new fashion trend at the convention: the white piece of paper he taped to his ear to mimic Trump’s bandage from the shooting on Saturday. “I’m breaking new fashion ground,” the 63-year-old said. Follow our live coverage: wapo.st/3WpXI0v

It's actually very true to life to see someone continuously choose to be a worse person

One of the smartest decisions BREAKING BAD ever made was to forgo trying to explain Walt via trauma. There’s a monologue about his dad being pathetic, and his mother (who never appears on the show) is apparently A Lot, but all his flashbacks are to his adult self. He made (and ruined) his own bed.

*changes you by observing you*

I know harris is a weird piece of shit but do we think that with enough coaching she could put on a convincing enough performance as a normal human being?

Going on a ren faire circuit to accuse everyone in jack sparrow costumes of sex crimes

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Turn Kohl's back into wetlands

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Jerome Powell can become a legend here and lower interest rates every time Trump threatens him. This would be like the macroeconomic version of Trump getting fined every time he defames E Jean Carroll.

Donald Trump warns US Fed chair not to cut rates before the election https://www.ft.com/content/11bc931f-5c5e-4e3c-9ceb-9bdca25430ad

Donald Trump warns US Fed chair not to cut rates before the electionwww.ft.com Ex-president says he would let Jay Powell finish term at central bank if he was ‘doing the right thing’

Using someone's preferred pronouns is not a reward

what if the vengeful ghost of grover cleveland destroys donald trump for daring to challenge his legacy and muddy the waters of the one fact that people actually know about him

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a cool thing to say before doin a kickflip would be: "i think i'm gonna be sick"

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weird way to find out that jack black is a pussy

jack throwing kyle under the bus variety.com/2024/music/n...

Jack Black Cancels Tenacious D Tour and ‘All Future Creative Plans’ After Kyle Glass’ Remark on Trump Assassination Attempt: ‘I Was Blindsided by What Was Said’variety.com Jack Black says Tenacious D will no longer tour after blowback over a comment Kyle Glass made about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump.

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Erfurt latrine disaster - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

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The Supreme Court stuff is the same as all the other announcements—instead of doing things that can be done right now, it’s a promise to do a thing in the future that he cannot make happen.

it's sad that democrats won't even lie to the left for votes anymore like obama did

How've you been? "Pretty itchy lately."

Please stop being weird assholes about trans people.

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they're fucking banning the hormone therapy i rely on in red states. they're fucking outing trans kids to their parents. they're fucking banning SOCIAL TRANSITION in schools. they're denying trans people the ability to change their documents. they're denying us coverage.

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I'm in a similar place where I wish I could throw my phone at the wall for fun instead of throwing it at the wall because there is a weird bug that is immune to all damage except phone collisions on it

Fuck you Jack Black

If you want to steal my identity, you can find my SSN somewhere in the digits of pi

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, and the second-best time is now.

Breaking news: President Biden is finalizing plans to endorse major changes to the Supreme Court in the coming weeks, including proposals for legislation to establish term limits for the justices and an enforceable ethics code, according to two people briefed on the plans.

Biden set to announce support for major Supreme Court changeswww.washingtonpost.com The president has discussed the plans with constitutional scholars and members of Congress in recent weeks.

Why the fuck doesn't "prime day" fall on 7/17

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Germany, like Italy and the United States, is not a real country