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Yup. In plain language, folks: A leveraged buyout is when you borrow money to buy a company, buy the company, then put that debt on the newly-purchased company's books. If/When your newly-bought company fails, it takes your debt with it, and you get to walk away. This is what did in Toys 'R' Us.
Leveraged buyout is some class A rich people bullshit. "I'd like to buy this company" "How are you going to pay for it?" "WIth the company I want to buy" "Fine" What the gibbering fuck is that all about?
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Don’t forget the part where you sell off the newly purchased company’s assets and pay massive kickbacks to the executives involved, making it increasingly unlikely that the new company can make debt payments. So then, you ask the employees to take haircuts so at least they’ve still got jobs.
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like for-profit Steward Healthcare in Massachusetts did, and then they declared bankruptcy
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And I read this is what is bringing JoAnn's Fabrics down
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All of the big retailers that have high revenue but can’t pay their bills are victims of this. It’s destroyed millions and millions of jobs, transferred enormous sums of money into like 1000 people’s pockets, and it’s done with essentially no consequences.
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In any sane world, an LBO would be a form of bank fraud.
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The whole idea of a leveraged buyout offends me on so many levels. TBH, a lot of corporate behavior does.
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All capitalist behaviour offends me.
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So much venture capital behavior is about trying to take what they can and then get out before the ship sinks. Except the ship isn’t a company anymore, or even an industry. They treat the world like it’s about to burn down, and when it does, they’ll be—I don’t know where. Mars? Muskville, Mars?
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Sometimes they saddle it with bonus other company debts too! …!!!!! (I believe that also happened with the Toys R Us trainwreck.)
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And we've repeatedly been asked to thank these brave innovators of vulture capitalism for their service, most notably in 2012 when the media got together and agreed to portray Mitt Romney as some sort of heroic rescuer of distraught companies, rather than their merciless angel of death.
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Omg, my teenager learned about this the other day in preparing for a speech and she was like SURELY THIS IS ILLEGAL OR AT LEAST VERY NOT ALLOWED....
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In other words, the company borrows money to buy itself, but there's a brief moment in there where you have to pass a billion dollar credit check, for no other reason than to prevent a normal person from benefitting from the "have toys r us buy itself for me" trick
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in principle the “leveraged” part means that *you* took on debt to do the buy-out, but naturally step 2 is to put all that on the company’s books lol
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And the reason those companies are now more likely to fail is because they are now saddled with all that debt, it's near impossible to be actually be profitable ever again.
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This was all illegal until Reagan & the bipartisan deregulation frenzy, which followed. Banking/finance is all crime, all the time.
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it's what Embracer is doing right now too. They split into three companies and threw all the debt onto the only profitable one.
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Don’t forget the layoffs before the implosion (not because the business isn’t/wasn’t profitable but because of all that debt it’s now saddled with!)
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Is there any legitimate reason to do it?
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LOL fuck no, it's always been a scam.
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it is literally a mafia tactic which is called a “bust out” in the organized crime context
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IIRC this would be an appropriate structure if you were buying your retiring boss's small business, for example. In theory, it's not that different than using the house you're buying as collateral to buy a house, AKA how a home loan works.
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And, of course, in the meantime you organise for the company to pay you vast sums in consultancy fees, salary, bonuses, and any other tax-advantageous names you can think of for the privilege of your management expertise, none of which needs to be repaid just because said expertise bankrupts them
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I don't know how badly this has affected the US, but in the UK we've lost so much of our high street to this vampirism. Beloved chains just vanished for no reason - most people probably think they failed organically but they were actually killed. It's horrifying.
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Just this morning I witnessed an absolutely unprecedented event. A high end 3d program that got bought out years ago no longer fit into the portfolio of the company that bought it. So they're now giving it away. No strings attached. I had a subscription. They canceled it 'cause it's free now!
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Don’t forget the enormous “management fees” that the private equity partners pay themselves out of the revenue the company generates.
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Toys R Us AND KB Toys. Both killed so Mitt Romney could make money.
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It's exactly what happened to Anchor-Hocking, Libbey, Oneida, and 100s of other heritage brands that supported small to medium-sized towns across the country with decent paying jobs. Some brands are still around, but only after filing bankruptcy, restructuring, and moving LOTS of jobs offshore.
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Every time this comes up, I have to shout out Brian Alexander's book Glass House, about the fall of my hometown after corporate raiders ate it alive. www.npr.org/2017/02/06/5...
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I'm retired now, but I worked for a company which, like Toys R Us, had been bought up by KKR. I knew it could happen to us at any time, but most employees were blissfully unaware.
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I’ve never understood why the creditors allow this. What do they get out of the deal?
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But this tactic has been around for ages. Why isn’t this blocked by loan terms?
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The assets on the books of the bought out corp are industry standard sufficient as security for the loan. If they don’t do the business, another bank will. That’s the justification. The real unwritten reason is the banks then make more money on the acquired asset’s failure driving “market change”
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That market segment didn’t produce enough revenues for them, so if the writeoff for the lbo failing is less than revenues from new business, it’s a “rational” business choice
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Thank you so much! This was a genuine help
Can they put themselves first in line for any repayments from the dissolution? So they get paid off before anyone who didn't get paid for goods and services?
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What’s that Arrested Development meme? “Maybe, this time, it will work out for us?” Banks are Charlie Brown and corporate raiders are Lucy with the football.
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It's been 30 years since I was taking Finance classes about this, but it maybe the debt isn't to a specific bank, but that bonds are issued. These are unsecured debt packages that are then sold on the open market.
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Banks would get a commission for working out the issuance, but the public is who gets screwed when it all falls apart.
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Think tactically. Those creditors usually own stock in a competing company. So you’re putting their competition out of business, which means when the hocked company goes under, they see an uptick in profits for their company. Plus they get the physical assets that they can sell off.
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don't they usually get paid out first during bankruptcy?
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Also a victim of a leveraged buy out. You forgot about the bonus plans the buyer gives himself. After exhausting the semi annual bonus period, our new owner still wanted more. So to keep it legal, he gave everyone in the company a 1/2% bonus while stacking big bucks to himself.
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And like all financial bullshit, if you get in any legal trouble for it, the punishment is a fine. And a fine is a price.
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For the folks saying that LBOs should be banned (vs regulated), let's just consider that virtually all home mortgages are LBOs. Whether you have personal liability or not is a matter of state law but structurally it is the same deal. Y'all get that, right?
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I view the fact that these are treated the same as a huge bug. A mortgage for someone's residence is a situation in which the asset has intrinsic value to the loan applicant, and in which the asset is a physical commodity that can be reclaimed by the creditor in the case of a loan default