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James Kelleher

@jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie

Art with machines; design at Publicis; enthusiastic cat herder.

Have a nose around my prints at shop.pilcrow.ie
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it was just one guy 3000 times
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Lots of bangers here, but Oklahoma is incredible
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dicks should make a whistling noise when they're about to cum
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New “your legs wash themselves” just dropped
Up until recently I never consciously washed behind my ears, I just shampooed & let that do the job, until I read about wiping a finger behind your ear and sniffing it. It was bad
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”
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You should have to view this for 5 seconds before you can see a skeet
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It's like when they surgically install a shunt to drain excess fluids from your organs, but for purging phrases like "Tiffany implies the existence of Jpegany" from my mind so that I can go back to being a moderately productive member of society
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Hard to believe that Rishi Sunak was trying to ban these
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome [All Beastie Boys] DECREE Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man, down to a [Beastie Boys] SUNLESS SEA
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Hello, a client hasn’t payed on time and it has really left me in hot water. If any of you have ever wanted a print of my work I couldn’t recommend a better time to do so, thank you, buy 10 🌞 www.sonnyross.com/shop #illustration #print
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V. distressed to find out my ‘Rude’ filter was set to hide rude skeeting
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Some good stuff in the RHA Summer Exhibition this year (and one really terrible piece that I won’t name)
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This going viral was a watershed moment for anyone with an out-of-focus kink
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Pronouncing Count Binface in the Italian fashion
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the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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100% correct but not in the way he thinks
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And by similar phenomenon I mean ‘acute lead poisoning’
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“The rabbits got the gun now” coming from a lawyer for a crooked Governor going after a newspaper writer is such a telling comment about how much we’ve let powerful people cast themselves as victims and it goes from this to Elon to Trump and everywhere else
Mississippi is the poorest state in the US. Even though the state gets federal welfare funds, it is difficult to get welfare. The money was all getting stolen, and they got away with it. Now the journalists who exposed the story are facing a lawsuit and jail. www.nbcnews.com/investigatio...
She exposed how the nation's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.www.nbcnews.com "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.
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I think I might be losing my mind