Katie Tightpussy: OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DUMPSTER I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I HAD TRASH IN MY HAND THAT I WAS TAKING TOWARDS IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DUMPSTER I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I HAD TRASH IN MY HAND THAT I WAS TAKING TOWARDS IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why did you stop?

where did i imply that i did?

This exchange slaps

i see no difference

Dumpsters don't have license plates 😂

They also CAN function briefly as a boat

Dumpsters actually function.

Someone needs to start slapping dumpster signage on Cybertrucks.

LMAOOOOOOOO

The difference is, one Image is mirrored and the other is not

You too ?

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They are somehow uglier in person

it's so fucking horrible

Once this website has DMs I’ll send you photos..

They somehow look even more like a lazily drawn cartoon villain car designed in a time crunch It makes them somehow annoying to encounter on the freeway

I'm so happy its not legal to drive these buttfugly deathmachines here

I love you Katie this is so perfect

😊

yo scanning past my initial thought was “dumpster”

Saaaaame

It isn't *not* a dumpster

Hey! Dumpsters are much better than those things. Just consider what life would be like if dumpsters stopped working in the rain or couldn't take a bit of a beating.

okay it really does look like a dumpster wtf

Also lol at all these idiots having to vinyl wrap their already expensive lemon so that a wet fart doesn't rust the plates off.

this took me a full 10 seconds to realize i was looking at a cybertruck. jfc these are hideous.

FYI people are getting monster numbers out of screenshots of this skeet on Threads

THREADS TOO? god dann it. it's made numbers on fucking everywhere this is wild

look, you basically summed up every sane person's response to this mobile death cage, of course everyone's going to relate to it

STILL THOUGH. it was a 3 second post

a lot of the time the ones with the least effort are the most genuine and therefore the most relatable

You enter bullet-time when you start composing a post, so to everyone else it appears to be just 3 seconds

Musk fans literally paid to be trash depositories

well they were already by listening to him

Why did you stop?

did i say that i did?

Powerful.

this is not the cyberdumpster we were looking for 😭

Dumpsters survive rain

sorry i scrolled past it again and still thought dumpster this is wild this is like the ultimate urban camouflage

LMFAO

who the FUCK parked their PS2 in my spot

When the texture loads in wrong...

Corrupted texture or just applied to the model wrong

Texture maps weren’t even A Thing in those Super FX games

I only remember starfox on all 12 fps it was running on

nah it's from the NES days

In your defense you weren’t wrong.

Outstanding

You can still put your trash there

Think it's probably already full of trash. Who would want to own one of those things?

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