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If you’re keeping track of the United States, today is the day the boat cracks in half and half of it points up towards the sky.
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So you’re saying that on average, the boat is still above water
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Can’t be global warming if it’s sometimes still cold!!
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Guy at the bow: We've never been further from the water! We're unsinkable!
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Well make sure the picture of the boat into the sky has the correct Stars in it for that time of year and location or you might piss off somebody...
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Listen, I'm tuning my violin as fast as I can, if that's what you're getting at.
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I always felt like we struck the iceberg back in Nov 2016.
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Trump was the iceberg. America has been taking on water ever since. Now the giant ship is finally listing, preparing for its long chilly descent.
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"well there's something you don't see every day"
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asked my cashier if she heard about them bringing back debtor's prisons and she was spot on it, curve tightens and rats bare their teeth
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Love and shared terror from Canada.
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Like in the Roy Zimmerman song, "On the end of the ship that's rising as the other end goes down…"