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a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from
for sale: baby shoes. normal wear
But they're asking 200 bucks?!
some babies are into ultramarathons
A baby who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of baby shoes that'd still be keeping his feet dry well into toddlerhood, while a poor baby who could only afford cheap baby shoes would have spent a hundred dollars on baby shoes in the same time and would still have wet feet.
#BootiesTheory
a bigger baby with a knife
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. The fucker was born BIG.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. (the shoes were pink but the baby was a boy)
My mom always said putting shoes on babies is weird lol. They don't need 'em!
For Sale: Baby shoes, worn a lifetime; grown through, re-sewed and repaired over and over again. Baby shoes of Theseus.
In the US? Debt collectors probably.
Smash cut to super swole, Jumanji-style crazy baby raising a hatchet behind you
Well that's one angle of the philosophy, the question could also be what could this baby have been running towards?
I will never get over the fact that aberration exists, and we're just supposed to pretend dude doesn't have a diaper fetish?
The babies were running away from stress and responsibilities
I think this is the second patter song in Death Rattle Dazzle.
the baby shoe eating monster
Those are Jesse Owens' shoes! Worth a fortune, probably.
My dog. Loves a baby shoe. Mine never had any as a result😬
Was it one of the Pickwick Triplets?
Remember that period between the late 80s to the early 90s where basically every media franchise was doing "thing, but they're babies now"?
They're actually props from the Forrest Gump Babies TV show, which got 4 seasons but never aired anywhere but Somalia and Djibouti for some reason
Running from the guy who ate all the plums.
Maybe kickboxing instead.
for sale: baby shoes. they've done the sibling rounds of four families
Why did their feet stay small so long?
What baby wears shoes? Toddlers sure but babies? They can’t even walk wtf they need shoes for
Looking back there was one pair of footprints. Baby probably ran from Pierce Brosnan.
Maybe they were running 2 something.
"found: baby shoe remnants. baby missing."
These baby shoes were made for walk-in, and that’s just what they’ll doooo
