Karl Bode: dunking on oblivious threads hustlebros should be an olympic sport

dunking on oblivious threads hustlebros should be an olympic sport

Also.. This is like asking "what's the best fork for cutting meat?" They won't like any of the *real* answers.

Did someone recommend a cybertruck to him already lol

The best SUV for low-draft areas? A gen-u-i-ne airboat.

That guy is extremely stupid, but have you seen what happens when you drive an electric car through seawater? Floridians should be moving to higher ground and THEN buying EVs. weather.com/safety/auto/...

Idalia Saltwater Ignites EV Fires - Videos from The Weather Channelweather.com Some electric vehicles in Florida are bursting into flames after coming into contact with saltwater. Residual saltwater particles left behind on flooded batteries and battery components can conduct el...

My mom lives down there and there's just an astounding number of developers building on flood plains with absolutely zero thought of anything beyond six months out

Those developments only have to remain standing until the checks clear.

The unregulated invisible hand working its magic.

My friend’s wife was visiting friends at the Champlain Towers when the building collapsed. It took a month to find her in the rubble. That building was brought down by repetitive minor flooding of the pool deck. Florida is a hellscape.

He was on the phone with her when the building collapsed. Just nightmare fuel. coloradosun.com/2021/07/12/c...

Cassondra Stratton, wife of Colorado political strategist, is confirmed dead in Florida condo building collapsecoloradosun.com Cassondra “Cassie” Stratton, the 40-year-old wife of a well-known Colorado political strategist, died when the Florida condominium building she was in collapsed last month, authorities confirmed on Su...

Building homes that can't be insured.

I hope the other 154 replies are “buy a hybrid and move to higher ground.”

the dunker followed up with some more substantive advice

Guy just got bodied by a living Carl Hiassen novel.

Thanks I appreciate you taking my chuckling response in good humor!

Never trust a guy named Stevel

The best vehicle for your situation is the reverse mortgage.

Floridians need to quit voting for idiots like DeSantis who are climate deniers. Vote blue.

An idea Florida might want to look into.

Is there a sustainably resourced solar panel manufacturer yet? How about ev battery mfg? Or is it the same old business model to sell out to the lowest bidder to maximize profitability? I'm a boomer and gonna be gone as the shit hits the fan worse than today but the writings on the wall, DeSantis 🖕

I agree with this 💯. Especially DeSantis 🖕

Hope this guy gets a cybertruck

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