at some point in your life you will have to accept that your “hotshot loose cannon who gets results” days are over and you’ve moved into “coming out of retirement for one last job” territory
There is tiktok drama about a guy who cheated on one influencer with a different influencer and is now all Happy Families with her.
I am dying inside because I knew him YEARS ago when he was engaged to a different girl entirely.
(He’s a cardboard cutout of a man with no memorable personality traits)
My vacation started out rough with my mother seriously injuring herself coming to pick me up, but it was lovely to spend some time where my best childhood memories were made.
Watch SCAVENGERS REIGN.
Watch CAROL AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
Watch BLUE EYE SAMURAI.
Watch PLUTO.
Netflix needs to understand that *original animated series for YA/adults* have value beyond raunchy comedy. There IS an audience for it. They’ll keep canceling them unless they see those numbers.
Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.
It’s very funny when you invent a totally new recipe and then Google to discover… almost the exact same thing already exists.
It makes perfect sense! It’s just funny to me. Us humans are all the same, we like the same things.
Rewatching some Crazy Ex Girlfriend songs for research and MAN do they still go hard. The fucking nuance of "Let's Generalize About Men"... I love how many songs they would interrupt just to point out the flaws in their own logic. Amazing!
What are the straightest songs, especially in pop? So far I have:
Sweet Caroline
Take Me Home Country Roads
Hoedown Throwdown from The Hannah Montana Movie
What else do ya got for me?
HOW is no one selling a “kill me I’m Irish” shirt?!?
Just in case I once again end up accidentally at a terrible sausage fest board game singles event next St Patrick’s Day, I need to be prepared.
The greatest complement to my cooking career: a teenager who hates chickpeas ate my chickpea dish. After I had already cooked several meals for them, I pulled this out. His mother suggested just putting a little on his plate first to see if he’d be okay with it, and he SAID NO and filled his plate!
I seem to be the only person in this airport wearing a mask at all. I don’t understand… why? I don’t even want the common cold!
Don’t you remember buying Airborne before a flight because you’re going to breathe everyone else’s lung gunk??
honestly hate that every time there's an industry bad actor, lists of "works by marginalized authors to support instead" start circulating like it's a moral obligation to be done out of guilt, & it's crickets every other day of the year. my art is not to be taken in as a reactionary measure
Fuck the New York Times.
Get out there and VOTE people.
And cancel your subscription to the New York Times. Don’t give them clicks because that shit supports them, too. Block them out and let them fuck all the way off.
Just broke a new recipe that night that was a HUGE hit with a big table. Very excited to fine tune it and it’s given me ideas for 2 spin-off recipes.
(The dish was salmon simmered in coconut milk.)
This script is so weird. We have never written anything weirder.
Even our Fuck It Script about folkloric creatures getting wasted and starting the apocalypse didn’t have a campy ad for Cerveza Cristal in the middle of it or human-versions of gay puppets.
I am almost always of the opinion that we must carefully and methodologically dismantle systems of oppression as smashing them outright will damage those who are trapped within them, but on days like today, it's smashy-smashy time, bitches, lfg.
