Popehat: It’s important to note that this is NOT Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro is not a clitoral denier. Ben Shapiro’s relationship to the clitoris is more akin to Columbus’ relationship to the East Indies.

It’s important to note that this is NOT Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro is not a clitoral denier. Ben Shapiro’s relationship to the clitoris is more akin to Columbus’ relationship to the East Indies.

I don’t know what I expected

The first ship captain who had to be told that boats need to get wet before they’ll function properly.

I don’t think Li’l Ben gets anything wet. 🤣

Well, Ptown's dick dock is technically a dry dock.

Hey Ben, you lookin for the little guy in the boat? He's right up there! 😂

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Oh my

🤣

*Ben Shapiro touching a nipple*: "Ive discovered a new route to India"

Don’t put it that way, it makes him sound relatable

Poor analogy. Columbus’s misadventures involved something actually being wet.

Declaring the butthole the clitoris and diving right in for gold

🤣

Unfair, Columbus didn't cause desertification in the East Indies.

That implies he has at least attempted to find it once

If nothing else than to know what to avoid in the future.

So **that** explains why Ben Shapiro is so weird about belly buttons

Amazing true fact: Renaissance anatomist Renaldus Columbus claimed to have discovered the clitoris, continuing the tradition of men named Columbus discovering places the locals had known since time immemorial.

unfortunately it's a new zealander, but we do not claim him, like we do not claim russell crowe.

There is no reason why a nation as rich as ours should be blighted by poverty, disease, and icliteracy.

Oh my heavens

🎯

⬆️ something Shapiro apparently has trouble with

Excuse me... just going to find a cliff to drive off of at a high rate of speed. *Screams inside my head*

Claims to have found how to get there and leaves in his wake death, destruction, and disease?

I'm sure Ben Shapiro's wife explained to him that the clitoris is sort of like a benign tumor and really it's okay to treat it with disdainful neglect.

Facts 👍

His poor wife.

Y’all be kind. I’m sure his Canadian girlfriend showed it to him.

But Ben’s ship is always in dry dock.

Genocidal?

It's about Magellan, but this reminds me of an Animaniacs song: "You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!"

Legit lol

Or Lorentz and the Luminiferous aether.

so basically Ben knows the clitoris exists but hit the wrong hole trying to find it?

It was always there, but he thinks he discovered it.

East Indies climate: “The islands are mountainous, however, and many places lie within the rain shadow of a mountain and get little or only seasonal rain.” Dry. Sounds about like Shapiro’s relationship with the clitoris.

Ben has more of a hands off approach. He will let the clitoris be so long as it demands nothing from him.

Have you said that word on your podcast yet? I’ve heard taint and yiff, among others. I think you can take this all the way.

Lol

He's really only read about it

He's looking for a shortcut? Who ISN'T?

Personally, I know where I'm going and don't feel any need to rush the journey. Anyway, the real treasure is the friends with benefits we made along the way.

The East Indies is pretty wet, though.

And Ben is unlikely to find that out just like Columbus

I wouldn’t be surprised if that user was a bot trained to generate ragebait

Good God.

errr.... yeah.

Shapiro is a Women Can Like Sex denier.

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