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@arkayne242.bsky.social

Sports. Politics. Small business owner.
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My sister said the cybertruck looks like a Dustbuster and I’m gunna have to give her that one
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This photo is pure 2024.
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Would be interested to know to what extent this reflects Facebook dying / becoming unuseable. For quite some time it was funneling millions of clicks to the right-wing media universe and now it's (???? seriously what is it even for anymore)
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The internet being full of bullshit-on-purpose satirical humor killing AI because it can't distinguish between the satire and fact feels just like the cold virus killing the aliens in WAR OF THE WORLDS
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Me: Why is my phone always running out of storage space Also me:
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I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
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The way I know ghosts aren't real is they would've found a way to make them pay rent and taxes by now
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We can't help but hit the mic when the beat is [all together] NASTY Insurance should cover your vagino- [all together]PLASTY
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tell us more about what VW was up to at that time!
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GUYS. Are you looking at the eclipse? It's AMAZING.
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The Bluesky vs Threads debate feels like the console wars for adults.
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Every Republican Accusation is a Confession.™
it’s always the ones you most suspect www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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lol, lmao, this new “joint fundraising agreement” codifies that the RNC eats last. good luck further down the ticket, you fucking losers, trump’s leaving you scraps and shit.
Trump's invite to major donors prioritizes the committee paying his legal bills over the RNCapnews.com Donald Trump and his Republican allies are well behind President Joe Biden and Democrats on fundraising.
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I don't eat ass. please don't put in the newspaper that i eat ass
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day 2 of candy crush regionals is heating up
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Do you think the Founders wore their wig, heels, powder, and tights when they wrote that
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Officer down!
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“Questions arise,” a passive voice classic
The article: The events described took place in Mexico, not the US. "None of this happened during President Biden’s administration, nor does it appear to have anything to do with his policies regarding the U.S. border with Mexico." Now look at the headline. www.nytimes.com/2024/03/09/u...
Questions Arise About Britt’s State of the Union Responsewww.nytimes.com The Alabama senator used a story about sex trafficking to criticize the Biden administration’s border policies. But it wasn’t fully accurate.
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whew working hard today, I’ll just jump on social media to take my mind off things [accidentally opens the ark of the covenant]
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2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign. 4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe. 881,776 Covid deaths, an armed insurrection & theft of classified documents: They cheered, and want Trump as dictator.
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This guy, who a sitting congressman called to be thrown from a helicopter, just had charges against him for the fight with cops in Times Square dismissed after the DA determined he wasn’t even there
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I'm not joking about his, they all hang out at these weird little gripe salons and then a few weeks later you get an article about whatever it is that came up there injected straight into the discourse
I’m just so tired of hearing about the same small circle of total weirdos and having their petty little work complaints held up as Trends We Should Be Worried About in the press
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Remarkable to think that when your candidate is a corrupt, ignorant, vulgar conman who faces 91 felony charges - ranging from stealing classified documents to fraud to trying to halt the peaceful transfer of power - that the best you can do is accuse the other guy of eating ice cream wrong.
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INTERNET: we landed on the moon! ME: again? INTERNET: it was a company this time ME: ah INTERNET: the company cut corners so the robot died ME: that sounds right
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I've made this point before but with the defamation and fraud trial verdicts, it's worth reiterating: imposing legal process on a former president is extraordinary, but by & large the mechanics and day-to-day of it are very ordinary. everyone involved knows how to do it. they have their own momentum