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Very proud that the New York Times is publishing my op-ed tomorrow “Why I Don’t Eat Burritos Or Indulge In Sarcasm And You Shouldn’t Either”
"I Never Mention Hats and Neither Should You"
(stealth edit twelve hours later)
"I Mention Hats. Here's Why That's Bad For Joe Biden."
“Why I Am Always Kind to Associates and Love Articles that Don’t Link to the Court Case”
But around 2pm they'll change the title from "Don't" to "Won't" after the Circulation Department notes 5000 new cancellations. bsky.app/profile/donm... Lmao they just changed the title of the piece from “Why I don’t vote” to “Why I won’t vote” rather than tell readers that the guy actually does vote
I’ve come here for two things: to eat burritos and indulge in sarcasm and I’m all out of burritos
No one will ever check Taqueria Aztlan's Burritozilla Hall of Fame wall!
(why i should not design after drinking...sigh one drink...fixed the y)
For the health of myself and my country, I avoid taco trucks, and you should too
I quit voting every year around the middle of November.
I cannot even begin to express how happy I will be to read that, empty handed.
Maybe you should change "Don't" to "Won't" to avoid awkward questions.
Oh, your joint piece with @scalzi.com ?
lettuce wraps only for me
The scorn it has for its audience is just absolutely infuriating.
"I have come here to eat burritos and indulge in sarcasm. And I'm fresh out of burritos."
Im getting the feeling ken is hoping to reap the benefits of a collapsing burrito market netting him a much cheaper burrito.
"I Don't Reply To Skeets. Never Have, Never Will."
I really miss @sulliview.bsky.social 's presence there
They promised me they'd publish my story first: "Why I don't play to win, and you shouldn't either (especially when you are playing against me)."
... and why that's bad news for Biden"
Damnit... I just had a burrito today.. and worse, it was Taco Bell. But I was on an 8 hour drive and struggling.
*waits for @scalzi.com to appear to regale you with the horrors he calls 'burritos'*
written as you polished off that third burrito, of course
Don’t do this to me man, I can’t live without burritos.
