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For someone who likes to say everything is “perfect” a 34-0 result is perfect
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Oh man, this is such a better joke than mine 😂
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I always appreciate a good pee tape joke!
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So many good jokes in the last half hour, my chest hurts from laughing
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Man, i am gonna make a billboard out of that
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the most beautiful convictions, with tears in his eyes
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I'm a grown man. A strong, powerful manly man man. And I am proud of my tears of joy, sir.
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Him being guilty wasn't the problem, it's whether he's going to face consequences for his actions and if jail time really is on the table, will he flee like a little bitch? And someone remind him that had he kept his nose out of politics, none of this would be happening to him.
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It keeps up his un-undefeated streak in voting cases, civil fraud and defamation cases, and associates getting disbarred cases.
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The minute by minute updates are still coming.
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“No president has ever had more convictions than me!”
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He's registered to vote in FL, so did he just lose his right to vote?
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No, as long as he's not in prison, FL follows the rule of the state of conviction, NY only bars voting when you're in prison.
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the ‘72 dolphins are jealous
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Will he have to go to jail and appeals from there like everyone else?
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I doubt he gets jail time and in any case he’d be out on appeal I believe
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I actually think, given the dozen or so "don't get out of jail free cards" Merchan has in his pocket due to violated gag orders, the 6 weeks of upcoming shit-talking and rabble rousing, and the expected total lack of contrition during sentencing, that Merchan hands down an 18-24-month sentence.
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18-24 month conditional house arrest, no outside communication, no press releases of any kind, failure of any sort leading to immediate full incarceration.
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I’d add in ALL 34 counts. If they have to be served concurrently, reckon Marchan should err on the longer side. Say, 34 months.
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Is there likely an appeal and how would that impact sentencing and actual punishment?
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I feel like Marchan knows that "no jail time" will be taken as "total exoneration" in this case whether that will matter in his sentencing, I don't know but I fucking hope so
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No way Marchan would sit through months of threats to his family and not throw the book at him.
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The fact that Michael Cohen spent 3 years in prison for his role in this criminal conspiracy makes me more hopeful than I should be but yeah.
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Now wondering if the secret service bodyguards that ex presidents get have to go to prison with him & stand outside the cell Or can they sit in a break room, playing cards with the regular prison guards
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Remorse, likelihood of recidivism, and the gag order violations can be considered in sentencing according to MSNBCs legal analyst, and Trump scores zero, high, and thru the roof on those factors.
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Considering that he was convicted of election related felonies, and he is currently *running for president*, it seems like his chances of recidivism is pretty high!
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I really hope that the Secret Service has figured out how to protect him in jail. I know he'll be isolated, but still. And if he DOES get jail time, how does he campaign? And in the unfortunate circumstance he wins, what happens? Fuck, I want less interesting times.
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I'm not even 1/1000 that hopeful. Still, a win is a win. And today is most definitely a win.
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That's up to the judge. His decision is appealable, but the bar to overturn is high.
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Only question now is how do Alito, Thomas et al invent jurisdiction???
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Good. Too bad it's only a class E felony. Fucker deserves to die in prison. Reminder: It was Trump's own DOJ which convicted Cohen over these exact same crimes (and which AMI made a plea deal with the Feds), which Cohen went or prison for several years over. MAGA voters/Trump supporters = scum
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Kendrick Lamar - “that’s harsh”
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He tied the all time record for “guilty percentage”
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"This is America. Here, right matters." -- Alexander Vindman
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I feel really bad for any packets of ketchup that cross the orange turd’s path today
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Now I want to loudly chant “Lock Him Up.” Come to think of it, Hillary Clinton needs to publicly chant “Lock Him Up” for poetic justice reasons.
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"My good friend, Bobby Knight, he only went 32-0."
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"Nobody knows more about being found guilty than me, believe me"