Kevin M. Kruse: At my mom’s watching a local news segment about how people are recording Chipotle workers making their order so they get a bigger shitty burrito and posting the videos online and I just can’t wrap my brain around being that much of a gaping asshole for that little gain.

At my mom’s watching a local news segment about how people are recording Chipotle workers making their order so they get a bigger shitty burrito and posting the videos online and I just can’t wrap my brain around being that much of a gaping asshole for that little gain.

“Yo! If you film yourself taking a dump in the Playland ball pit, McDonalds will give you *three* extra fries!”

I'm listening.

Be sure to send me the video

best I can do

I’ll allow it. Enjoy the fries!

What? Did you email the fries? 🤔

Dude, lay off the Taco Bell, that's too big a dump.

Brilliant, dude. Best laugh of the day BY FAR.

You deserve at least 7 or 8 extra fries for that big of a dump

Extremely unsanitary

There's a reason McDonalds got rid of their playlands. *intercom crackle* Code Deuce. Code Deuce in the ball pit. I repeat. Code Deuce in the ball pit. *Intercom crackle*

The Fryguy Suprise

I'm off to try this.

I mean, I've had some shitty service and wrong orders at Chipotle, but my solution was to just not go there anymore. I'd never go this far. I just don't have the inclination or shits to give. But maybe I'm just lazy?

Oh see, you’ve forgotten that you’re actually the central figure in the narrative of the universe

I usually just ask them for a little bit more stuff

Yeah, I’ve done that too. Apparently it’s not enough because it doesn’t publicly shame a fast food employee enough

you need that serving of fresh Content with your extra scoop chicken.

Right? It’s really easy and if you desperately need that extra attention, just speak a little louder than usual so people in line can hear

You just aren't committed enough. Coward.

All you have to do is hold a camera up for 40 seconds to get a decidedly better lunch. You aren't lazy. You just aren't hungry enough yet.

It’s not a better lunch, it’s a bigger lunch. Which most Americans *dont need*

You must be new to the hedonistic calculus wherein we minimize the flour tortilla's contribution and maximize the produce and low-carb protein while making one meal enough for two meals or two people.

I think the point is to be an asshole and the slightly larger burrito is just a bonus

That's the bottom line.

This was going around last week too. Here's the reality of that 'hack'

Firstly, fuck off and die if you film anyone in the service industry. I hope you get norovirus. And what will actually happen is if an employee is seen giving you more than they're supposed to, they'll get fired. Corporate Chipotle is not firing anyone for saving them money if they skimp.

Definitely Chipotle burritos are one thing that need to be bigger.

The only difference between the jerk customers doing this today and the jerk customers from when I worked at Subway 30 years ago is phones. So much technology, so many more assoholics.

I was just thinking "Thank god no one had Tiktok when the 12 inch scandle happened." The jokes were bad enough, I can't imagine people coming in with fucking cameras to film our stupid little sandwiches.

Just go to your local hole in the wall Mexican place. They'll give you way more burrito than you want.

Exactly. My local chain burrito place (Baja's) gives you plenty without having to ask. Trying to get more for free at Chipotle is just gross. Go elsewhere. They should also have a "no filming" policy. Those have to be the most insufferable people around.

My local tex-mex joint makes bomb-ass burritos but for some inexplicable reason they include fries with everything.

Los Compadres Gordos

It'll taste light years better too

that’s great and all, but i was hoping you were about to give us your mom’s opinion.

She’s asleep on the couch

That says it all

Why would I want a bigger burrito from some teenager named Chet who's going to just pack all the iceberg lettuce shreds at the end I've unluckily chosen to bite into?

The 21st century has put passive aggressive behavior on steriods

For real though. The clients we have at work regularly refuse to pay our invoices until the owner calls to explain them and offer something free. I don’t think capitalism was supposed to work this way.

r/ChipotleHacks "one weird trick to get an extra scoop of beans AND rice"

We’re lucky to have local places where we can get a much better burrito for a good price. Much fresher and made by people who care. Haven’t been to Chipotle for years.

For the same reason, I can’t remember the last time I stepped into a chipotle. If things go well, I never will again.

It’s good to have choices. 😁

South Park ass idea

The gain is irrelevant. Being an asshole is the point.

There have got to be simpler ways to get more bad food than this.

The chipotle dumpster is just sitting there for them to peruse.

Pretty soon they’ll be putting the burritos behind locked covers.

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