kilgore trout: when you’re a senator waking up the next morning really regretting sliding into those dm’s at 3 am

when you’re a senator waking up the next morning really regretting sliding into those dm’s at 3 am

Graham doesn't know if he should be more worried about the insurrection stuff or his dating life

I don’t understand why he’s not out. Nobody cares that he’s gay. The only reason it’s even noteworthy is because he tries so hard to hide it.

Well that and the whole Lady G thing with the prostitutes and the NDAs.

If he was out he wouldn’t need the NDAs. Problem solved

You don't know the freaky shit he might be into,like handholding, to need nda.

I think a lot of Republican primary voters in South Carolina might care that he’s gay.

Sure, but then he can trot out his A+ rating with the Trump Sycophants Society and they’ll forget all about it. If GOP voters have proven nothing over the last 8 years, they’ve proved that blind loyalty to dear leader trumps all else

Have to find the rapscallion who tweeted this

Ah - the Graham Prophecy

Oh shit I didn't know the anniversary of that tweet was tomorrow

Me either! It's already May 3rd in Moscow. Must count for something.

Jilted secret boyfriend has texts.

Soon we will all be blessed with pics of graham’s nasty little pud 🙏🙏🙏

not Lindsey Graham! smh don't have heroes

Guess we’re gonna find out real soon what Trump has on him

The hackers were apparently intent on searching Senator Graham’s phone for any signs of his integrity, but gave up their search when they failed to find anything.

Publish them.

lmaoooo

We're going to be seeing some old racist dick soon, huh?

He really just want pictures of those guys in underwear for democracy

Lindsey Graham voice: Oh that's just my ladybugs

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

For some scandals, you want the juicy details…..but not his.

Who ordered all these men

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Wasn't he referred to as "Lady G" by other senators? Hmm... I wonder what he was doing on his phone.

His statement today was about foreign governments hacking AI programs. Oh no!

Or swimming nakid in a Russian embassy pool with a boy .. However, it might be the revenge for his latest CNN interview . Peter Thiel and Edolf are betting in the backroom on their Justices , and then he comes and says things like

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What happened

www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/ma...

Graham reveals potential phone hack involving someone impersonating Schumerwww.washingtontimes.com Sen. Lindsey Graham said Wednesday that the FBI took possession of his phone after someone attempted to trick the South Carolina Republican into thinking he was communicating with Senate Majority Lead...

Ew, Unification cooties

In other news, the Washington Times still exists.

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