Seeing Donald Trump almost get assassinated made me think about how I missed my shot with us. I won you, then I lost you, and now I’m trying to when you back again. There’s no one else I’d want at the top of my ticket. You’ll always be the commander in chief of my heart. You don’t have to text back.
This pick-up up line is both laughably cheesy and very catchy with its meme-ability. I love it. The best part is that it works with every assassination of any government leader of any nation. It's going to be a classic.
