LauraEH/Opheliacat

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LauraEH/Opheliacat

@lauraeh.bsky.social

NYC by way of Chicago. Editor, design historian and educational consultant, now having fun telling people where to go (as a museum volunteer).
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what if there's a guy named Spam Risk who can't figure out why no one will ever pick up his calls
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Are you a fan of all of those guys who are directly responsible for making the internet an unusable dogshit hellhole? Well boy do I have a VP for you.
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The NYTimes: “No, not those diners”
Sitting right by two middle aged white guys in a diner. One guy said, “Somebody tried to kill Trump.” The other guy said, “He’s such a dick.” They both grunted affirmation, then started talking about Shōgun. Later, they explained the timeline of Better Call Saul to each other.
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Angela Lansbury in a publicity photo for The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
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He against whom you fight, if he prevail, Will straight inthrone himself in tyranny, Makes slaves of you, and with a heavy hand Curtail and curb your sweetest liberty.
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Happy Yul Brynner's birthday!
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I took a trip to the Boundary Waters in high school, paddling & camping in the wilderness for a week with my dad, a friend, and his dad and brother. It was, honest to god, one of the best experiences of my life and the idea of brutalizing that amazing wild landscape is vile beyond description.
Very unfun fact: Project 2025 specifically names Minnesota's Boundary Waters Canoe Area and wants to remove its protected status and open it up to mining. This is the future Donald John Trump wants.
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NYC subway platform temperature = outdoor temperature x 2.3 + 14.
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One of my favourite Art Deco pieces, over the door of the Fulton County Dept. of Health and Wellness. Swole spirit of medicine fights off the grim spectre of death, reminding you that medicine is Cool
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I went to bed early last night instead of staying up late and unfortunately, I feel better
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Now everyone--The Times and, sorry to say, MSNBC--is noting every missed syllable. The man has a stutter. I don't stutter but I am a mushmouth who speaks too fast and slurs words. I've had to overcome fear of public speaking. I have empathy for Biden. The press has empathy for no one (but Trump).
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest
what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct
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Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed - Let it be that great strong land of love Where never kings connive nor tyrants scheme That any man be crushed by one above. Langston Hughes poets.org/poem/let-ame...
Let America Be America Againpoets.org Let America be America again.
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I’m as much a descriptivist as any linguist, but I can’t recall seeing “partial annihilation” and even my autocomplete ain’t going there, so I think we got ourselves an emphatic redundancy here
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Scribes in ancient Egypt wrote while sitting down for extended periods. A new analysis of their skeletons found they probably had pain in the knees, fingers, thumb, ankles, shoulders, lower jaw, right collarbone, neck and back. Perhaps you can relate. 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/anci...
Ancient Egyptian Scribes Suffered Back Pain, Toowww.scientificamerican.com The skeletons of scribes from ancient Egypt show deterioration from sitting and kneeling
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My wife bought me a new mug. 🗃️
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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A few years ago, Jon Lovett floated a theory that media treats Democrats like protagonists - to be challenged, accounted, and forced to be behave in growth-oriented ways - while the GOP are treated like antagonists - immutable, expected to disrupt, thematic obstacles. Thinking about that a lot.
I don’t recall the NYT calling for Trump to step down after being convicted of 34 counts of fraud and being called by a judge at his civil trial a rapist in the common person sense
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Trump is essentially admitting that he has had communications with Putin about continuing to hold Wall Street Journal Reporter Evan Gershkovich until after the election. Just like Reagan did with the Iran hostages in 1980.
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I’ve texted so many friends: “Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” takes place on June 27th. Enjoy your day!” Heheheheheehehe. 🪨
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This feels accurate enough that I didn't even smile while reading it.
Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
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New data from Texas shows a possible consequence of abortion bans: a rise in infant mortality. In 2022, after a six-week abortion ban took effect, deaths of infants before their first birthdays increased 13%, driven by birth defects, an analysis showed.
In Texas, Infant Mortality Rose After Abortion Banwww.nytimes.com A study points to fatal birth defects as a driver in the increase in infant deaths.
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It doesn’t get better at it
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I also fear being abducted by aliens but I'm not losing sleep over it
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Doing something right, I guess, if this is what the algorithm is serving me up these days.