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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
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Anyway, this is why you aim for center mass.
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funniest trump admin bit was tht he appointed noted weed hater jeff sessions as AG who was SALIVATING to crush the permissive legal regime that grew up under obama, but a colorado republican senator got trump's ear for 5 min and he was already mad at sessions abt russia stuff so he didn't let him
Project 2025 would include banning legal weed, right? We should talk about that one a *lot*
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Uhhhh… this is probably bad 😬😬
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Project 2025, page 592: make it harder for employees to be paid at overtime rates by allowing employers to average the number of hours worked over 2-4 weeks
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Just a shame he won’t be around to see the consequences of his shitty life’s work.
Former US Sen. Jim Inhofe, a former chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee who was one of the most vocal climate change deniers in the US Senate, has died, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announced.
Ex-Sen. Jim Inhofe has died, McConnell says | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Former US Sen. Jim Inhofe has died, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announced on Tuesday.
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Can confirm it’s really good. This video had to be edited a bit for YouTube, so if you can watch it on Nebula, that’s even better!
I really enjoyed @lindsayellis.bsky.social's new video about The Beatles and Yoko Ono, and I'm not even a Beatles guy! It's THAT GOOD www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMOA...
Yoko and The Beatleswww.youtube.com YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male
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Can’t wait for our deranged Supreme Court to finish striking down all the regulations that prevent companies from selling us literal poison so we can bring this back.
reminder that there was a time when they were literally selling radium soft drinks in the USA that were so toxic that the biggest fan of the brand had to be buried in a lead coffin because of how much radiation poisoning he got from them and this death led to the FDA regulations that exist now
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oh it's Romeo and Juliet, from Tybalt's perspective, if Tybalt was a lady and she and her cousin Juliet are indentured to a magical theater company in a magical city that's rife with dueling culture
for Throwback Thursday (and because I wrote a chonky novel of a sequel that's going to be out....eventually...) and for the revisionist Shakespeare discourse (we're hitting a lot of bingo squares here) my @kaleidotrope.bsky.social short story "Mistempered Weapons" kaleidotrope.net/archives/sum...
“Mistempered Weapons” by Jennifer R. Donohuekaleidotrope.net
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attn scholarly organizations, this is now considered best practice
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Weird how every time we pilot one of these it’s wildly successful even though we know it obviously could never work because it’s doing a socialism.
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. Results showed that close to half of the participants secured housing, and nearly $600K saved in public service costs due to fewer ER visits & jail stays. They also saw improved mental health.
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants had housing.www.yahoo.com Participants in Denver's basic income program received up to $1,000 a month. They became more housing secure and landed full-time jobs.
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tear down every statue of steve jobs and bill gates and put up one of the thousands of real-life ronalds in their place
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I know this battle is already lost, but
i just. wish yall would speak more specifically when complaining about ai bc different versions of “ai” have existed for a long time and it’s really just like. llms yall hate right? nobody’s mad about stockfish the chess ai for example
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Always just shake my head at how wildly wrong people are about Jersey.
Ah yes New Jersey. What a shithole. Armpit of America. Just an absolute trash state.
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Very cool country where we love giving the death penalty to people, but think giving it to a shitty company that acted monstrously would be absolutely beyond the pale.
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*cash register sound*
Another satisfied customer
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- Cap's Shield - Spidey's Face - Scarlet Witch's Headpiece - Thor's Hammer - Falcon's Bird Pal, Redwing - Captain Marvel's Star Logo - And a letter "A" recycled from alphabet soup but which they claim is the Avengers A (from FANTASTIC FOUR #21, out today at a comic shoppe near you!)
Dear @ryannorth.ca what fun shapes are in a can of Avengers Pasta?
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After my flight back from Newfoundland landed, the pilot announced that with this flight, his copilot had achieved 1000 hours of flight and could now be a pilot on future flights! And at the gate the copilot came out beaming and we all got to congratulate him as we got off. It was REAL CUTE
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This is my favorite of Jen’s stories and you should all go read it now
one more ocean story: "The Wave," which first appeared on my Patreon in 2018, and was reprinted in issue 4 of Wizards in Space (rip) now free to read!! www.patreon.com/posts/19596295
The Wave | Jennifer R. Donohuewww.patreon.com Get more from Jennifer R. Donohue on Patreon
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People make a lot of jokes about voters thinking there's a big dial that controls gas prices in the oval office, but I think "low info voters have no idea what the government actually does" goes a lot deeper than that and they blame whoever is President for anything that annoys them.
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I think a lot of politicians and political reporters think "low info voter" is like someone who isn't following congressional budget negotiations when actual low-info voters are like "guy who thinks the president appoints the NFL commissioner and are mad at him for suspending a player on their team"
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He’s right. I didn’t want it to be true, but I watched the whole damn thing and was incredibly engaged the entire time.
So the Four Hour Jenny Nicholson review of the Star Wars Hotel is actually worth watching. It's engaging the whole time. Good cripes can't believe I just watched this whole thing. youtu.be/T0CpOYZZZW4?...
The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotelyoutu.be For two days and two nights, I will step aboard an immersive galactic starcruiser experience and live MY star wars story. References and clip sources: https://www.jennywebsite.com/starcruiser-references Credits vocals - Yona Marie https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsD8mgiu9Op_nFxQyr-mVuw Credits instrumental - Geronimo Luna https://www.youtube.com/@geronimolunaok/ Click your favorite Galactic Starcruiser story moment: Smuggling luggage https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson Asteroids… again! https://www.tiktok.com/@jennyusername When they wheeled out the big Jabba the Hutt bike-mounted puppet https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson Gaya’s show, but specifically the visual component from an unobstructed view https://www.youtube.com/@thecoolerjenny895 Space Angels cameo https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:01:56 1) Why 00:05:40 2) Marketing 00:25:15 3) Cost 00:32:37 4) Spirit Airlines 00:36:06 5) Ship 00:51:25 6) Room 01:03:57 7) Characters 01:15:58 8) Food 01:30:00 9) Choose 01:35:32 10) My Story 02:05:17 11) Attractions 02:24:40 12) Supplements 02:28:54 13) Schedule 02:36:27 14) Excursion 02:54:52 15) Finale 03:07:14 16) Cut Corners 03:15:52 17) Worth it? 03:30:24 18) Failure 03:41:09 19) Cast 03:48:12 20) Robbed 04:02:29 Credits Flashing lights warnings: restroom tour flashing lights [00:49:19-00:49:52], bridge training laser fire [02:07:58-02:08:03, 02:10:22-02:10:26, 02:11:28-02:11:32], lightsaber training laser fire [02:16:31-02:16:37, 02:16:44-02:16:56, 02:17:01-02:17:20, 02:17:37-02:17:43], blinking lights on rides [02:41:49-02:41:57], flickering holocron [02:52:40-02:53:25], finale siren flashing lights [02:55:27-02:55:47], lightsaber-related action and lasers in first half of finale [02:56:07-02:59:36, 03:01:59-03:02:03, 03:40:31-03:40:37]
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hello everyone. i would like to humble myself and ask for some sorely needed help. my mental health program is helping me more than I let myself believe, but it's not over, and rent is due. I lost income on the road here, so anything you can offer, even a signal boost, would be greatly appreciated.
Brian Needs Rent While He's In An Intensive Medical Program, organized by Brian Sullivanwww.gofundme.com Hello, my name is Brian. Recently, I entered an intensive, lo… Brian Sullivan needs your support for Brian Needs Rent While He's In An Intensive Medical Program
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show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that's not a selfie
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.