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"Imagine if idling your car produced solved sudokus you could trade for heroin" THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED Big takeaway from the Tesla earnings call is that Elon doesn't want to do anything to shore up sales, because he'd rather try to use the idle GPUs in parked Teslas as a distributed AI supercomputer... which doesn't make sense, but even if it did, it would still be stealing from your customers.
I gotta mute this one, jesus christ muh notifs
This prophecy if you're unfamiliar bsky.app/profile/ygal... The best description of bitcoin I've ever seen is this one-liner
but he's going to trade them for ketamine
he can't do anything right!!
only in this case we're trading them for Stormfront posts?
except Elon is getting the solved sudokus, now I've got nothing to trade for heroin!
Oh my Goddess, I didn't even think of this.
Correction: solved sudokus that *Elon* will trade for cocaine.
“We’re going to use our customers cars to mine Dogecoin” is certainly *a* strategy.
Thank you for this perfect explainer of token mining
And yet - people are still going "Genius!!!" and buying stock instead of going "oh god, he's been in the stash again."
most wealthy people are thieves
It's often how they or their fore fathers got to be wealthy
Can I at least hack it to run SETI@Home instead?
Except elon gets all the heroin
I had to go digging thru the original post to get this lol
Except that it’s “produced solved sudokus a billionaire could trade for ketamine” which is the same but worse
