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Malaclypse the Middle

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A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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If you see this post a photo without explanation
If you see this post a photo without explanation
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post an image that people will hear when they see it if you’d like
post an image that people will hear when they see it if you’d like
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Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn't a hit
Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn't a hit
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If you see this, post a picture you took at sunset.
If you see this, post a picture you took at sunset
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This is the look your least favorite friend’s mom would give you when she got home
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“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” Damn right.
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I'm the one whose death is overdetermined:
Who would you be in a horror movie? I'd be the one who dies at the very beginning before the story even starts to give a nice spooky opening to the whole thing.
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So, I don't know how this happened so quickly, but this goofy little kid grew up.
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I think stuff like this was a tipping point:
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy ad is not a selfie.
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Mary, listen to the pathetic, unshaven, probably unwashed man eating leftover unrefrigerated meat-blob pizza straight from the box. For once, Wilbur is correct.
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Fear made me listen to this sign.
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Reskeet with a hobby that helps your mental health
Reskeet with a hobby that helps your mental health
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I still think of this magazine in a doctor’s waiting room.
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I’ve always found helmet mirrors really disorienting. I prefer handle-mounted:
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This is the sequel to Penguin Island I never knew I needed:
incredible wikipedia detail
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How it started: How it is going: