Getting word that Larry the Chief Mouser of Downing Street has coasted to another peerless victory with no opposition and 100% of the vote, truly Britain’s greatest statesman
My favourite factoid for how crazy things have been since 2016: Larry has now seen 6 prime ministers, which is over ⅓ of Elizabeth II's 15. Elizabeth II is the longest reigning monarch in British history. Larry is a cat.
In less than 2 years as King, Charles is now on his third PM. At the same time in his mother's reign she was still on her first, Winston Churchill. It took five years to get to her third, Harold Macmillan.
The contrast between Elizabeth II's first and last PMs is the killer.
I didn't vote for Larry not because I'm not a Brit (though I'm not), but because I didn't have access to the vote portal.
Hillary Marie, however, had access and did vote for him.
Hillary:
Larry was elected on a platform of dealing with the mice invasion after being parachuted in. All he's done is pose for the cameras, promise action and build his fame. He really is one the greats of our time! Looks good modelling the Union Flag too....
