Just saw the weirdest Starbucks commercial for bottled Frappuccino that says it tastes like a hug from you nana. Have they met that woman? She was all bones and opinions, I don't want to drink her side eye judgement wrapped in a Argyll sweater
Similar… I didn’t have a “nana;” I had a cold and distant grandmother who was decidedly hug-averse. It would be like drinking room-temperature Folgers without cream or anything.