merritt k: we need to shut down england until we figure out what's going on. why do they have guys named things like "keir starmer" and "lord rees-mogg"

we need to shut down england until we figure out what's going on. why do they have guys named things like "keir starmer" and "lord rees-mogg"

"The place is called England." "Right." "And they speak English." "Right." "So, they have English names?" "Oh, my no."

Don’t forget about Count Binface! He’s a real candidate running against Rishi Sunak (the current Prime Minister). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Count Binface: ‘Adele is a creative powerhouse and one-woman GDP boost. Which is why I pledge to nationalise her’www.theguardian.com The comedian and candidate for Rishi Sunak’s Yorkshire seat on reintroducing Ceefax and beating the far right

Genuinely the best manifesto of this election

that's my homie

I prefer my antagonists to have defiantly obvious names like "Trump" "Cannon" "Bragg"

"Tom Cotton" sounds like a villain in one of the more didactic abolitionist novels.

fuckin fromsoft-ass names

someone will in all seriousness say that their blood rivals are nothing like them. language, culture, food, values. they have never been there and refuse to. then I look it up on a map and it's, like, the other side of edmonton

These are League of Gentleman characters from an episode about some guys who eat peat mud

kier starmer both sounds and looks like a shitty b sci-fi character

When he smiles he looks exactly like Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black

Spot the difference

look, canada once had a guy who somehow became the uk prime minister who had a name. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonar_Law

Bonar Law - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Lord Rees-Mogg, the Blood Omen

Full shutdown until they spell Marquee of Chumley right.

The Lord Haw Haw’s of a new century.

They give each other nicknames like "Cupcake" in public school soooooo

Pretty sure I already fought Lord Rees-Mogg in Elden Ring. Or maybe like, a specter version of him created by Margit? I have no fucking idea.

Generations of pompous entitled fools have convinced the population that only an entitled pompous fool can rule.

Lord Rees-mogh

There is a stagnant and evil swamp deep in the Midlands from which a terrible plant grows, the cuttings from which are cultivated via ancient rituals until they grow into fibrous golems that sprout monocles and haunt the living. Rees-Mogg is their field captain.

No, this is completely fair. Someone needs to look into this

"Keir Starmer" sounds like an alt-right website. When i first heard there was a cop named "Cressida Dick" I thought I was being fucked with, but she is in fact a real person. OTOH, we have a Texan billionaire named "Harlan Crow" openly bribing the Supreme Court. So, y'know. glass houses.

Cressida Dick was 100% a case of nominative determinism

Could've sworn rees-mogg is someone in one of the dunmer great houses.

I’m chuffed. Or so I’ve been told.

Gobsmacked!

i'd take Mohg Lord of Blood over any leader in england

These are ridiculous people with outrageous plans. That's why I support Lord Thatchthistle, Grand High Baronlette of Wentlewhistle

Your politician name is the name of your car + first teachers name

And don't even get me started with the beans on toast.

Why are all your guys called Seth

whose guys

Americanses guyses

Doing a pretty good job of shutting ourselves down tbh

wild that he has such a mormon name

rees-mogg sounds like an obscure particular type of swamp that only swamp scientists give a shit about

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