FRIEND: I can't believe we got transported to Dead World, but we're both alive. I wonder what they eat on Dead World.
ME: All I know is, it better not be us!
NEARBY SKELETON: It most obviously is not. We just starve unless alive meat TRANSPORTS here?? Get your head out of your ass. Fuck you.
yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
wait is the discourse right now from people advocating for a kamala harris nomination that biden should step down from the candidacy nomination or from the entire presidency itself
the lights in the office keep turning off today because they're motion activated (theoretically to automatically turn off when people have left the office for the day) and there's so few of us here and we're all just sitting at our cubicles not moving so the sensors aren't tripping
got high with my friend and imagined a dream future where rising temperatures have started to reverse and kids make memes like WHEN YOUR TRANS GRANDMA SEES SNOW AND JUST SAYS "Y'ALL..."
high and watching godzilla x kong. the sense of scale is just not conveyed here at all. these guys may as welll be the size of a normals gorilla and lizard
negative steam reviews for early access single player games that start with "unfortunately, i cannot recommend this anymore" and the review goes on for like four paragraphs and the reviewer has 500+ hours in the game should automatically show as positive reviews
"broken clock is right twice a day" sucks. i hate this phrase. i want to design a better broken clock. when you shake it (sounds of loose gears and springs) it will tell you a random time that is not the current, correct time. it will be right no times a day. this ain't your grandpa's broken clock
13 years after announcing his new series, Ken Penders has released The Lara-Su Chronicles: Beginnings
In my in-depth review, I answer all your burning questions about how bad it is, how this thing can even exist, and what's up with the breastfeeding thankskenpenders.tumblr.com/post/7549307...
because i have to wishcast to stay sane now, the funniest possible twist is Trump dying before he names a running mate and a brokered Republican convention
Optional retirement makes this hard to pull off (you can’t risk losing a single election), so the answer is to make it illegal for justices to ever retire. The Drop Dead On The Bench act
