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Requested a ride and then, because 50% of Lyfts and Ubers these days are Teslas, almost mistook the wrong guy in a Tesla for my driver. He wasn’t happy about it. Sorry dude, didn’t realize you were just a douchebag.
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At this point I wouldn't let someone *give* me a Tesla. Forget the Cybertruck. Like, a regular one.
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You mean that you don't want to be locked in a car while the batteries under your seat start on fire?
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I don’t want to have to give a dime to that fascist fuck Elon.
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All fantastic reasons never to buy a Tesla.