Memento Morty 🌙: Any takers — Subium • Bluesky web client

Any takers

I will eat everyone's hot dogs for them then mama bird it into their mouths

Okay I joke, but please chew your food well. The things I've seen come out of people's lungs after they've aspirated is disgusting.

This gate keeping won’t stop us who know the truth. Wake up sheeple, the lungs are nature’s pantry.

😭

What if we just made a hotdog you could administer by IV

You had career choices

This disclaimer has me horrified

Of course I immediately thought of car keys when I read that.

I'm going to redouble my efforts. I do, in fact, eat too fast.

I mean, not my cup of tea but I appreciate the effort

Doc, I just don't want anyone to choke.

Me over here like "is this you suggesting you want to find a 'worm' for you, and you to choke on"?

You alone*

Oh I don't mine being the one who is choking. Just looking out for everyone else.

Overheard

I'm proud of you for being willing to take this burden personally instead of leaving it for someone unsuspecting to find

Huh

spoilsport

Good news: they also have a tea service. Cream and sugar?

Only if Linger by The Cranberries is playing in the background

If you, if you could return

Lmao that makes it creepier Scissors

what about Pretty

you're so pretty (HORK) the waay you aaare you're so pretty (BLECH) the waay you aaare

Kinda afraid to see if there’s a subreddit for this

Oh god I am sure it's a thing

Pretty disappointed to see so few takers tbh

Wow Morty all I've got to say i SO . . . Your kink is okay, but it's just not my kink..

Sorry I already ate my hotdog

I’ve heard of a Chicago dog and a Coney dog, but what is this? An Over the Rhine?

Mr frodo you're going down a path I can't follow

But Costco is closed today!

Not the kind of gagging I wanted to wake up to Morty.

so…well…hmm. yes absolutely

I ain't one to kink-shame but hell no

All the canine good boys are lined up.

God yes, as long as the hotdog has bertmans mustard

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