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we introduced automatic posting breaks in the last update btw. we wrote a computer thingy that scans your recent activity and if you are cooking too hard your account is deactivated for 30 days

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Fifth day in Portland food drop: Güero and Short Round

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Gore Vidal Sassoon

Incredible stuff.

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Look. I don't have the energy to pick it up and move to another platform, so can we get our shit together and be cool, maybe.

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Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

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it might go down to 82 degrees tonight * already has on a hoodie, gets out an extra blanket*

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Some people use the microwave 10+ times a day. These are their stories

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total grade for my paralegal certificate program (both classes summed together) is 92.90% (80% required to pass). i’m proud of myself

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Tuesday night’s waxing gibbous Moon- 16 July 2024 🔭

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Secret Panel HERE 🍔 tapas.io/episode/323192

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Realizing that someone else will be in charge of this shitshow is really a selling point for demon possession

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[jaws music]

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“Ask me again if I’ve ever smoked crack” lives in my brain

rob ford’s famous quote still rings in my ears

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marlo

there he goes

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau falling down stairsyoutu.be

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At the grocery store the woman in front of me yelled at the cashier for a mistake. I asked the cashier if she is ok. She said "No, thanks for asking.". I asked if I could do anything. The girl broke down in tears and related her horrible day. Be kind, you don't know what others are going through.

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Scandal Savage sketch

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Ian Boudreau

Instead he did this, which somehow proves you can get a haircut in the wrong size

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Dear @searchlink.bsky.social , Months ago, I tried to make a feed that searched for "moose" and "skorpuckle". See, I believe that cows should be called mooses because they moo, but first we have to rename the moose. I have been spreading the skorpuckle gospel for more than a decade. Can you help?

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This book is an absurdly adorable accounting of the plot of Alien. They had no right making this horror story so cute. 😭

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The part of my brain that works normally: uh oh, haven't eaten in a while, starting to get hungry The part of my brain that is the loudest: what if you drank three more cups of coffee

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The ocean never worries about expressing itself or what kind of mood it's in, or pleasing others, it just is. 📷 #expressyourself

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if i’m walking hauntingly out on the moor and there isn’t a swirling mist behind me i swear to god

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