Confirmed Professional Agitator

I just want to save this series of tweets for posterity. Hopefully, we’ll have a chance to go back over what’s going on here when tempers have cooled.

The inside out characters in my head

Reply to

The Piper at the Gates of Jawn

One of the New York Times's few *non*-intraparty war pieces to grace the front page this Holiday weekend was this, so I feel like reading a clear editorial interest in the election outcome is reasonable for at least this one major media institution.

Reply to

Confirmed Professional Agitator

people remember that, right? he said he'd do another coup. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Reply to

Mr. Am I Being Detained

what do you mean he lied to congress under oath

Reply to

Confirmed Professional Agitator

"Don't worry Höðr it's fine he has Absolute Immunity"

Reply to

Cyneheard

Wingnuts will meme about pushing every left-of-Biden candidate out of the race and then claim that was actually all a concerted DNC conspiracy against Bernie

Reply to

Confirmed Professional Agitator

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Bid...

I love the part where -when confronted with the fact that specifically maneuvering to cut Harris out of presidential succession might not sit well with Black voters, Bret Stephens talks about swapping around Black people in the vice presidency like he's an MCU executive recasting Rhodey

Reply to

post malone ergo propter malone

oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

please note I have never seen anything Sherlock other than an hbomb youtube about how bad it is.

Killing myself in front of you, not because it would change the trajectory of your life or anything, but just because it’s funny.

Reply to

V, the Dyke Creature

Oh wait you just said why

Sam Alito to American Democracy:

Reply to

J.M. Berger

Reply to

Confirmed Professional Agitator

Is that good

The AP deleted this 10 seconds after posting probably the most debasing thing a news organization has posted in 8 years

Reply to

Katie Tightpussy

Hey guys check this out

It’s bad, morally and ethically wrong for sure, but it is also kind of funny that the pope decided his new thing would just be slurs

I love the esthetics of red wine

from the man who brought you “excuse me miss have you tried *swirls glass* red wine”

Share your kiddy nightmare fuel Look, the hypertrophied snail shell that started sprouting horn-like growths just sparked a reaction not unlike trypophobia in Child Me.

Share your kiddie nightmare fuel The 1939 short "Peace on Earth," which is a product of interwar US isolationism and posits that humanity destroyed itself completely. But even this pales in comparison to my true kiddie nightmare fuel, The Book of Revelation, by Saint John of Patmos

Very literally this

"oh yeah well without cops who will protect us from violent predators" dunno man but definitely not these dudes www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

Reply to

kilgore trout