I just learned that people born deaf have to learn that farts make noise other people can hear and judging by the stories I'm seeing they always learn in unfortunate ways.
Cartoon: One Fine Day In The Courtroom. Sometimes I just gotta swing at the low hanging fruit. Share! Enjoy! Comment! Get mad at it! I'm having a good laugh :)
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
I've seen things you normies wouldn't believe. I've seen dudes naked in the Hyatt Regency Lobby. I've watched pizza glisten in the hotel hallway. All these moments will be lost in time, like high resolution baby tears in rain.
Pardon me @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com I have a bit of a confession and request. Been a big fan of you from Twitter for a while however it was for who you are online and I've never gotten round to actually reading any of your work. What would you personally suggest as my first foray into your stuff?
I think one of my favourite things about this app is that currently if I log in at just the right time my feed will be entirely posts by @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com