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Taking care of my chickens and my mentals

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Dickardo O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social · 20 hr
Your favorite shitpost blogger’s favorite shitpost blogger.
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 13 hr
They should let monks have glow sticks.
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Anya Taylor-Ham @griph.bsky.social · a day
if we still had MAD Magazine they would’ve gotten him with “Hillbilly Allergy by JD Pantsed” four years ago and none of this would be a problem
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19 hr
they should sell beer at home depot
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Sam @girltalk.bsky.social · 15 hr
Did anyone notice when two young men did not know how to make coffee on Love Island. Like, between the two of them.
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Valerieblaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 2 days
The National Weather Service and grade-A pervs are the only people who tell you to go hang out in your basement alone, wait until 10 pm, and maybe you’ll get a surprise
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15 hr
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social · 18 hr
*with my face red and tears streaming down my cheeks* sometimes it feels like you don't take my solo rock opera seriously, Jennifer
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 9 days
This mosh pit at Chuck E. Cheese ain’t gonna start itself
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the thing noticer @bug-deal.bsky.social · a day
just thought of a Really funny bit. it's the beatles all have the last name beatle. regular first names but last name is beatle. lmao. like paul beatle and george beatle. also pete best is pink floyd for some reason.
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 16 hr
give me your 3 favorite guitarists today don’t think, just answer 1. Omar Rodriguez-Lopez 2. Glenn Tilbrook 3. Joey Santiago
Avatar 👑 Tal👀la Sw👀n Batson™️ 🦋🤘🏻 @talulapi.bsky.social · 19 hr
give me your 3 favorite guitarists today don’t think, just answer 1. Dime Bag Darrell 2. Prince 3. Tom Morello
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 20 hr
Skipping to my lou like a fucking G
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Offing the spider in my shower so my middle name will be in the news
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The shitpost bloggers’ shitpost blog
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · a day
This blog is a Sandstorm house
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · a day
Since everyone is concerned about the political future right now I should just let you all know that a civil war would totally not be cash money
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andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social · a day
Extremely online. Desiccated. All up in your business.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2 days
You should be able to drive a car through the middle of a website
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 2 days
people just don't dress up all fancy and jump a motorcycle over things like they used to
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jana @ghola.bsky.social · a day
enjoying a flavorful journey through the famous regional meats of china via potato chip
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · a day
There is a bird outside making a weird noise.
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Bone Hurting Juice @bonehurtingjuice.bsky.social · a day
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 2 days
This has to be one of the anthems of all time
Ingrid Andress sings the national anthem at the 2024 Home Run Derby | ESPN MLByoutu.be Ingrid Andress sings the national anthem at the 2024 Home Run Derby | ESPN MLBFour-time Grammy nominee Ingrid Andress sings the national anthem before the 20...
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PowerUser @guyfighter.bsky.social · 2 days
I'm gonna make $10,000,000,000 on this website and nobody will stop me.
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14 days
Pro tip: believe Rx warning labels
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 2 days
When I sell crack rocks
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 3 days
[whispering in his ear] can I ride it gangnam style
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Sam @girltalk.bsky.social · 4 days
Why do the Secret Service suits look non-uniform and cheap.
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 2 days
mister floofybutt will absolutely cut a bitch
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2 days
They say there’s 300,000 active users on bsky and I’ve read all of their posts