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Greetings fellow truck owners, who else is thinking about using their truck's manly, rugged trunk for manly, rugged tasks?
great, now I'm gonna be bombarded by pics of Ben Shapiro for the rest of the day 🙈
That's on you, bro. If you post a pic of a tiny thing everyone is naturally going to think of Ben.
Came to do that, saw it had already been addressed, am now leaving without further provocation.
What was he doing with that plank?
That’s what his family says every time they take a vacation, too
but wait. i have an idea.
take one cybertruck. put it in the vicinity of one ben shapi. due to the aura of dryness, the cybertruck will never rust! this is foolproof
You made your trunk & now ya gotta lie in it.
we truck owners definitely call it a “trunk”
it's the secret handshake among truck owners
Mostly I’m glad we agree that trucks definitely have “trunks” the word we use for their trunks.
I was gonna say . . . I'm pretty sure it's a "bed" there, pal.
😂😂😂😂 im glad im not the only one
Beds are trunks and trunks are boots is what I'm learning today😂
I guarantee that this poster thinks he is helping increase the value of his seven TSLA shares
It's depressing how hard it can be to tell the difference between actual tesla cultists and people taking the piss.
What "truck person" refers to its "trunk?"
Came here to say this. We have an ancient F150 and refer to it as a “bed.”
Yeah, I'm not a truck guy but I know even that.
Yeah, that’s what I thought after the pic in the lower right. And I guess the general syntax
didnt ben shapiro do this bit already?
I know it seems that way but it's true, the Cybertruck is actually a real thing
It's a bluecheck, people that pay for Twitter aren't usually that self aware.
i think it is. dude's highly committed to his bit, blue check and all, but i do think it's a bit 🫡
it’s still wild how fuckin useless that bed is, the damned thing is like the size of a 15 passenger van with the usable space of a subaru hatchback
bro moved the slider all the way from "function" to "form," pure min-maxing, no effort to balance anything
I saw one in person. they are surprisingly small up close, only a little larger than the stupid gull-wing Lessla.
it looks like someone saw a countach and said "i could 3d model that, it's basically just a couple boxes anyway" then got frustrated at how hard 3d modelling is and quit an hour in
this was my initial reaction to seeing one in person too
Yeah the entire truck really feels like doing “all sliders to the right” in an RPG’s character creator but for shitty trucks
I think you've identified their target consumer
lmfao at that lonely slab of wood
I would bet an Outback has more
Absolutely does. I fit a jacuzzi/hot tub into the back of it (moving it to dump)
A gave a friend a basketball hoop out of our backyard. He showed up in his Outback, broke the thing down, and stuck it in the back no problem.
and you can attach the rental trailer 5x8 and fill it up. I hauled just over 1,800 lbs of wet shrub trimmings no problem
I drive a Volvo wagon so I get it
I think I could fit almost that much into my Crosstrek.
Luv too carry most of an (AN) lumber in my $150,000 truck.
Psh, a Subaru definitely has more space than this joke. I had a Legacy for a long time and could cram so much shit in there.
It’s called a “trunk”, not a “bed”, you jabroni. Only beta male cucks who drive Ford F-150s or other pansy vehicles that can’t even handle common daily work tasks like deflecting handgun bullets or avoiding girls would call it that.
🎤"and everywhere I go, yo, I gets laughed at"
