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“vague, but exciting…”
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yeah there is a label scanner. this one is labeling every account randomly bsky.app/profile/orac...
Label Scannerblue.mackuba.eu
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walk in the room like duuuuude 🫰🫵😉😜 , man!
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so you’re saying you can’t even bro, bro?
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man according to this labeler a lot of you are gonna die on the toilet
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the speech therapist for my LC induced word recall probs now spends the whole session ranting about how biden is just an old man with a stutter. it is beyond tedious.
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i already agreed with her, multiple times because of shit she taught me lined right up with the facts but just because i made a snide trump joke once doesn’t mean i wanna wine mom my way back to being able to speak like a normal human being, because it ain’t helping.
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the world is gonna end someday because of a powerful old white dude who refuses to admit he needs hearing aids
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biden should get a sympathy ear piercing
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these breathless stories about how the DNC seems to just be rolling on and isn’t that weird? like… no? no one has said they’ll challenge him and since clooney doesn’t get a veto, of course they are moving forward!
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eventually one of these will be right though, and he will look like a genius*! * if you ignore his other million misses
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uhhh, same. it’s also a great way to build up a reading list, to find new topics and interesting shit to learn.
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biden should get a sympathy ear piercing
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9/11 WHO??? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET?!!!
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show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
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how do you spell accesssories? accessproies? acessories? accessies? some days i am embarrassed to be a stoner
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*curtsies* 🤗 you’re too kind
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and you gotta hope your sheriff isn’t one of those “constitutional sheriff” whackjobs. gah, i bet they mobilize in the name of “election integrity” this fall.
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teehee, that one legit made me laugh out loud tho!
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my lathe mistakes are always… turning over and over in my mind.
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i honestly think it’s probably fake. it does kinda look like door handles and yeah it moved how exactly? no one is driving that thing at that time! waves don’t look big enough to move it too. but it’s really funny that musk had to “debunk” it
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it hurts to reread some of the stuff I write here. i refuse to turn off autocorrect, so i always have to fix auto caps. you would think that having to read them to fix that would, you know, catch some other edits that need doing, but nah…
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hehe, perfect typo, no notes 🥴
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oh so it’s just a fantasy then? drat
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how would this max rent increase work? like how will it go into effect? e.o.? how is it enforced?
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I didn’t remember this so had to look it up. hahaha, almost as good as the minion candy bar thing. (also, inside there’s dead AP link, we are losing history from not even a decade ago!)
My favorite moment of the decades-long 2016 Republican primary was when he went to some evangelical church in Iowa, and when they passed around the grape juice communion trays, he threw money in, and yeah, as a mainline Protestant, it’s weird but it’s not THAT different if you pay SOME attention.
Donald Trump almost put money in the Communion plate at a church in Iowawww.washingtonpost.com He also released a new video of his family's Bible.