still offering free vape bong lids for those in need. you bring a wide mouth mason jar, your vape or cart, and some water (not needed). pop the vape in and suck!
(not for combustion, plastic bits are all food and temp safe to 500F only)
genie popping out of bottle: hey man! you get a wish!
me: a notification counter that goes over 30!
genie: ok, you never said it had to be accurate! i am a lil STINKER!
*poof*
“my” taco bell, where i get my daily fix, isn’t in Apple Maps, but the baked ham store next door is and so siri *thinks* i love ham, but I really love baja blast zero and I just know somehow this is gonna save me when the ai overlords take over.
you know what would make this look less cheesy? books. classics. “a taleof two cities”. three of them. no clue what a taleof is but i am sure it’s explained inside. oh make them different sizes and the back is the front. ohhh and there is a woman! 🎶
