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@nongebrokts.bsky.social

Brooklyn based Jewish celiac, geriatric millennial, hobby forager and part time activist
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There was a meteor AND a uniformed police officer on my bus wearing a face mask, truly unprecedented times
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I think it's becoming clear that Trump can't do anything (even nearly dying) to change his vote ceiling, but Biden has the ability to keep pushing his own up This is Biden's election to lose, not Trump's to win
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Snow crash on a 91 degree day 🥰
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Why’s that, Francis? Did something happen?
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I regret that I am required to tell you that I got that potatussy
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It's weird that some people seem so certain that almost being assassinated will help Trump when there's an entirely equal or even better argument to be made that it will remind people of the violence and chaos that marked his first term and that will most certainly be worse in a second.
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I heard Katy Perry’s “Woman’s World” song against my will and it was reminiscent of the Lonely Island “Equal Rights” song featuring her where the entire joke was how dated the song was for 2016
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How it started//how it’s going
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They found Seymour from Futurama (real fans know this is the correct part of Brooklyn)
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The “future is not foreclosed” - Emily Raboteau
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The opposite of a cybertruck
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The easiest way to see that Democrats don’t understand the threat Republicans pose is that they aren’t acting like their lives literally depend on winning.
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Make a band more vegetable: Sleater-Zucchini
Make a band more vegetable: The Presidents of the United States of A Cucumber
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This photo is pure 2024.
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I am sorry to tell you that I have seen a cybertruck in the wild in Brooklyn
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[type of guy who can’t manage a 20 person discord without it imploding into petty feuds voice]: i am going to lead a revolution of the workers
the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.
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Lately TWO DIFFERENT insurance companies have had TWO DIFFERENT 3rd parties that handle pre approvals erroneously list in network sites as out of network, which delays the auth process and is probably on purpose
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Pitch idea: a scene in The Boys where Homelander forces a Vought team member to complete an episode of Hot Ones
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My favorite thing is when folks troll the foraging subreddit
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If I’m being honest
What's your favorite film adaptation of a Shakespeare play, Bluesky?
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If the Democratic Party donors are panicking over last night does this mean the million texts I received promising a 5x match are not factual? Many are asking
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Last night, I had a glimpse of a dark near future where a powerful white supremacist backed by powerful corporate interests gained power and wielded it in increasingly unhinged ways. That’s right, I watched season 4, episode 5 of The Boys. End skeet.
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Post an image that people will hear when they see it
Post an image that people will hear when they see it
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This headline is mad libs gibberish to everybody except those born between 1975 and 1985
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I can’t believe none of the bougie movie theaters in Brooklyn have had a Wicker Man (2006) themed screening and event
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Picture of staff operating this Bluesky account
Picture of staff operating this Bluesky account
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Someone needs to make a Soulsbourne game but with AI anatomy horrors as the monsters
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Spending a 94 degree humid Mermaid Parade day as God intended: indoors watching Beverly Hills Cop 2 and eating leftover Indian food
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I am 38 and I approve of this message
This is probably part of why everyone on bluesky is 38 years old: 38 year olds are basically the only people who consider it totally normal to flee a sinking ship and then just casually resume the conversation on the tropical island they end up on. They've outlived dozens of ships.