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“The agents approached the mayor on the street and asked his security detail to step away, one of the people said. They climbed into his S.U.V. with him and, pursuant to a court-authorized warrant, took his devices” www.nytimes.com/2023/11/10/n... (🎁 link)
F.B.I. Seizes Eric Adams’s Phones as Campaign Investigation Intensifieswww.nytimes.com Days after a raid at Mr. Adams’s chief fund-raiser’s home, federal agents took the mayor’s phones and iPad, two people with knowledge of the matter said.
Me, a sicko: Yesssss
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I obviously don't want to get ahead of anything here but "Turkish spy" would certainly be the most interesting kind of weird that any NYC mayor has been in a long time
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I mean Rudy has some shit going on that could still rival this but it depends on if we’re limiting to active New York mayors
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Only if you’re limiting it to incumbents at the time.
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Good & Plenty
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Ah shit. Sorry good & plenty are a candy I've tried to push completely out of my mind
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You can push all of them over here to me. I love ‘em!
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He says God sent him to be mayor. Apparently He ran out of locusts.
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Brian this is great work and I want you to know at least one person appreciates it.
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A tweet so good it has to be @bestskeet.bsky.social and for that I thank you
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So the very same, according to some?
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They all corrupt, pigs I mean
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God did tell Eric he would be Mayor, but he neglected to tell him for how long or how it would end.
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The only acceptable form of stop and frisk
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One possible takeaway from this, of course, is that maybe he really will be president someday
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Onion really nailed it back in 2021.
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Let’s all thank Eric Adams for his service—he got served on Vets Day
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"Say what you will about Eric Adams. No, really; say anything at all, it's probably true. The man's about to be indicted for Turkish Election Fraud."
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Anything so that this man can receive some of the intrusion, loss of privacy, and un-looked-for legal expenses he so happily foists upon others! Anything!
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Still waiting on who specifically at the NYPD ordered the "wellness check" on Sugss hours before the FBI raid of her home. Adams of course would have caught wind & had someone order it, it would be nice to have that come out.
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"Those aren't *my* phones," said the mayor. "Never saw them before. No idea how they got in my pockets. I don't even use a phone because of all the radiation."
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This is the kind of news that we want. Hilarious levels of corruption! Self inflicted drama! No death! The bar is so low!
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2023 continuing its trend of never letting journalist leave early on a friday.
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Article doesn’t state which day this happened, other than that it was earlier this week. Wondering if it happened *before* he answered press questions Wednesday with a whole lot of “nothing to see here” responses.
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Looks like he lied & misled the press & public about the timeline & his own interactions w the feds. bsky.app/profile/nick...
On Wednesday, Eric Adams told the press he'd be "shocked" if anyone on his campaign had done anything illegal. But on *Friday,* he told the press that on *Monday* he'd alerted the feds that "an individual had recently acted improperly." Got it?
Eric Adams Neglected to Mention That the FBI Seized His Phones - Hell Gatehellgatenyc.com Investigators reportedly took the Mayor's devices Monday night, a fact he did not disclose at a Wednesday press conference.
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That explains why he hasn’t returned my texts.
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Love to carry around multiple phones and an iPad with me wherever I go when I'm definitely not up to nefarious shit as an ex-cop turned mayor
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I’m more giddy about this than I probably should be.
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Rudy Giuliani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
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I bet the NYT loved this article.
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Maybe Adams isn't going to be a done deal for mayor after all — wonder if internal affairs did a wellness checkup on him
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Maureen Dowd: Feds plans for Thanksgiving: Talking Turkey with His Honor.
This dude sucks so much ass.
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A corrupt, shithead cop? Why, I never.
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This is a motherfucking gift.
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I give him credit for repping the asexual pride flag tie