Parker Molloy: Biden should go on Hot Ones, tbh. idk if it'd help him. I just think he should do it.

Biden should go on Hot Ones, tbh. idk if it'd help him. I just think he should do it.

This Hard Times story from the 2020 primary had the right idea.

YES

I thought that was Karl Malden

It might kill him

If he dies, he dies

watching Kamala step over his corpse to finish the interview would be pretty dope

(Dramatic Rocky music)

he would go out like a motherfucking hero

And if it literally kills him it wasn’t meant to be.

like a witch trial but for presidents

If he dies, he dies

@legalminimum.bsky.social suggested a joint Kamala/Joe appearance where she eats the wings and he watches and eats ice cream.

I keep sending this to Democrats I know. I’m trying to manifest it into existence.

You know the half-Tamil, half-Jamaican VP can handle the spice.

Would be similar to Obama on Between Two Ferns.

Biden walks onto the set of Between Two Ferns. Obama is still there.

He would die after saying cornpop let him use the n word

No way, this would k-... ... Trump should do it too. It should be a contest.

Ooh, it would be awesome to have him dare Trump to go on too. Hubris *really* hurts on that show.

💯💯💯

It's literally the only way to get this train back on the tracks

If he just stares blankly for a minute after eating a wing, no harm no foul.

I agree

OMG I thought about doing this exact skeet and then left it on the shop floor.

Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside. prada.substack.com/p/hours-befo...

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