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the experience of making bluesky has been like planning this elaborate fucking party with fireworks and a sick dance floor and ten different magic shows and then people walk in 6 hours early and go “nah this is good it sucks out there”
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You uhhh... Y'all need a hand setting up chairs or snacks or anything?
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heh that’s the energy I’m getting with the open sources code
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but seriously, I’m not a front-end dev and know nothing about React or Typescript or _anything_ , but I could still read through parts of the codebase that I was interested in and totally understand what’s going on. So well done 👏
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Paul why are search results not coming in chronological order? Please change that 😊
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the invite code said i could show up early
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it did it did… we just… didn’t think you would
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Hey, I know the party hasn't officially started yet and we're already at the dancing-on-the-tables-with-lampshades-on-our-heads, but I got about a dozen friends waiting outside, is it cool if I let them in?
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Oh, my God! I can just picture it in my mind! Very vivid!!!
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not *everyone* is from california...
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I am like 87 California stereotypes in jeans and a hoodie, but I’m also an Autistic person with an anxiety disorder and an early bedtime, so most of my friends invite me over to help set up for parties bc I like it, and it makes me feel not-guilty when I bail out due to sensory overload. 😅😅😅
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*in my speedo and nutella* you guys said biz casual yea?
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Wait till you realise we're not leaving either. You'll be finding happily partying people on the lawn and in the garage for years. Woooo!!!!
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yea but we’re gonna help set up and we’ll stick around to help clean up too
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I never wanted features I just didn’t want Nazis
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I’ll just hide in a room where the pets are at
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It's so bad out there that people are literally satisfied with a little room and some coffee-in-a-box as long as the room isn't full of trolls
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The bar is in hell 😄 But seriously, ban nazis, white supremacists, & anyone who tries to make trans lives hell, and we will be patient on all the other features. We just don't want our social media to feel like a constant onslaught from literal fascists.
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We want to be able to enjoy our community without every step we take being monitored by people crafting systematic harassment campaigns. We just wanna socialize & network without worrying about nazis. A reasonable ask, I think 🙂🤞🏻🧠
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I used to be a magician for like 15 years. 🎩🪄🐇 If Bluesky needs a magician I got you. *and this wasn’t your uncles magic at thanksgiving, this was the real deal… floating people, cutting people in half, doves.
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“Wait until you see the fire dancers!” “Yeah, that’s cool, I’ll probably just be chilling in the corner but the fire dancer thing sounds rad. You guys have fun.”
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We don't want fireworks we just want security to keep the Nazis out :(
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Unless… listen, just hear me out…
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I'm pickin up what you're puttin down brother
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sorry i partied too hard at the pregame and showed up early and ready to go that’s on me
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"It's awful out there. Mind if I help myself to the fridge?"
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the real party was the friends we made along the way
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It turns into a furry trans dance kink rave replete with ironic and nonironic Pepe costumes as I teleport in my teenage son Awesome Time to light the fireworks and order some cocaine off Uber Ears
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“Uber Eats”, obviously Although maybe an Uber Ears actually exists, to supply vittles to furry raves…
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Maybe try “Uber Noses” for that particular item 😝
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I read this without context of the original tweet and was initially very very confused.
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Moon’s haunted!
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and the thing that makes the party incredible is if you bring assholes you get kicked out right along with them
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that's because outside the party, it's raining diarrhea
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The experience for us non-devs has been "I didn't realize this was a slick threads party, IDK how to work DJ gizmos, and I'm afraid of setting myself on fire with burning potassium, but I brought these yummy Buffalo wings and dip so I hope that's good enough to let me stay and call in a friend." 🥹
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But that's because outside is a dumpster fire of Nazis, white supremacists, fascists, anti vaxxers, and crypto/stock bros. We like it here very much!
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Tag yourself, I’m standing against the wall alone nervously nursing my first beer and anxiously checking the door to see if anyone else I know comes through it.
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Speaking of dance floors, on the web whenever I accidently click outside of the post box, I lose what I typed. Is there a way to get a warning to confirm that's our intent. I've written the same post like 4 times after clicking outside by mistake.
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This is developing in the open right here.
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And we are so grateful. I’ll help you restock the snack machine when it gets low. Hashtag Bluesky proud.
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😂 well let us help you set up the chairs.
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